"The Axis Church can get things done. And because you can get things done, even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault!"
"It's society's fault that things don't work out!"
"You can run away from unpleasant things! That doesn't mean you've lost! Because, as they say, 'Sometimes running away is winning'!"
"The answer you come to after being in doubt is usually something you'll regret, no matter what you choose! If you're going to regret it anyway, do whatever is easiest for you in the moment!"
"Do not fear growing old! Not even God knows whether you will be happy in the future, so you should, at least, be happy now!"
"Eris pads her chest!"

Rule Number One: Alec won't warn the Gaang about things in advance or solve their problems for them, with a few rare exceptions.
Rule Number Two: Only Alec has the right to tell people his true origins, and he will mostly limit this to group members. He will tell new group members his secret as soon as they join the Gaang.
Rule Number Three: There are some changes Alec wants to make, and he will use his knowledge of the future to make those changes.
Rule Number Four: Sometimes, to make a change, Alec will act in a way that doesn't make sense. If that's necessary, he'll tell the Gaang "I need you to absolutely trust me." After he says that, the Gaang has to either do whatever he asks or leave him to do what he needs to do.
Rule Number Five: After a change happens, Alec will tell the Gaang what happened in the original story, in the interest of transparency.
Rule Number Six: If a major change happens that Alec doesn't expect, the Gaang will have a meeting ASAP. In this meeting, Alec will break Rule One and tell them all relevant information that will help them figure out how to respond to the change.

The academician's mind pulled a later version of the list from the collection of facts stored from her long studies, and wondered how much the ancient proscriptions had propagated across the historical landscape. ~Golden truths in a plain wrapping. I wonder if these are some of the roots of the Hebrew's Ten Commandments?~

''Aurora, for now, is doing well."

1. Cardio
2. Double tap
3. Beware of bathrooms
4. Always wear a seatbelt
17. Don't be a hero.
18. Limber up
22. When in doubt, know your way out
29. Check the back seat

Rule 1: The deal is the deal. The conditions of the deal will not be changed after it has been confirmed.
Rule 2: No names.
Rule 3: Never look in the package.

The Unwritten rule: Do what you have to for family.
1: Never screw (over) your partner.
1: Never let suspects stay together.
2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
3: Never be unreachable.
4: If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best.
5: You don't waste good.
6: Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
7: Always be specific when you lie.
8: Never take anything for granted.
9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
10: Never get personally involved in a case.
11: When the job is done, walk away.
12: Never date a co-worker.
13: Never, ever involve lawyers.
15: Always work as a team.
18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live.
27: Two ways to follow: First way they never notice you. Second way they only notice you.
35: Always watch the watchers.
38: Your case. Your lead.
39: There is no such thing as a coincidence.
40: If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are.
44: First things first, hide the women and children.
45: Clean up your own messes.
51: Sometimes you're wrong (addendum to original rules, and written on the back of Rule 13).

1. Thou shalt never love another
2. And stand by me all the while
3. Take happiness with the heartaches
4. And go through life wearing a smile
5. Thou shalt always have faith in me, in everything I do or say
6. Love me with all your heart and soul, until our life on earth is through
7. Come to me when I am lonely
8. Kiss me when you hold me tight
9. Treat me sweet and gentle
10. When we say goodnight

An organized approach brings the most good for all.
Laws exist to bring prosperity to those under them.
Unjust laws must be overturned or changed in a reasonable and positive fashion.
People rule; laws help.
Cause the most good through the least harm.
Protect the weak.
Goodness is not a natural state, but must be fought for to be attained and maintained.
Lead by example.
Let your deeds speak your intentions.
Goodness radiates from the heart.
Give others your mercy, but keep your wits about you.

Thou shalt harm none
Thou shalt not use magic upon the streets of Tarna
Thou shalt not take that which is not thine.
Thou shalt behave with honor.

Rule 1: Always have an escape plan. (She admits to the irony of this rule since she's still trapped in the Maw itself, if not a prisoner.)
Rule 2: Keep a low profile. Don't draw the Jailer's attention to yourself.
Rule 3: Trust is earned. If you want her trust and support, you have to work for it.
Rule 4: Always keep a list of potential threats to your safety. Prioritize who or what is the larger threat, and plan to eliminate it.
Rule 5: Be audacious, when the situation demands it.
Rule 6: Implement new concealment measures regularly.
Rule 7: Betrayal is inevitable, even from those close to you. Especially from those close to you.

All Eidolons shall be equal in the eyes of the law. The King is not to be perceived as a higher power — only an aid by means to perfect our souls should we fall astray through the passage of time or the errors in managing our morality. Eidolons shall be punished and put under corrective care immediately should they fall too far astray from the greater goodness this society aims for with their inner negativity, or in extreme cases, outer expressions of negativity towards oneself or another.

Malachi: Behold! The One Commandment!
GOD NEEDS BOOZE
Bender: Make it a double!