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"What the...?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!"
If you're at all familiar with Vivienne Medrano's previous work, don't be surprised if you find yourself laughing hysterically at this show. open/close all folders
Pilot
- The disclaimer at the beginning of the video stressing that the video's content is for adults, especially the crude drawing of Blitzo with a speech bubble reading "Me say bad words".
- The tone of the office is established immediately when Blitzo states to everyone that business is down and that it's nobody's fault... only to then quickly pin the blame on Moxxie and change the subject.
- This gem after Moxxie criticizes I.M.P's recent expenditures:Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit.
Millie: People love musicals, sir!
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doing a musical. (suddenly becomes somber) Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: (annoyed) Sir-
Blitzo: Because right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside...- The "musical theatre dreams" becomes a bit funnier in "Truth Seekers".
- In the ad for I.M.P:
- When referring to people who got sent to hell rightfully, the picture is of Blitzo twirling a mustache in front of a burning building with the sign "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs".
- The picture of Blitzo representing those sent to Hell "wrongfully" has him in an angel getup, complete with lopsided cardboard halo, in what appears to be a coffee shop, throwing his cup away in the trash rather than a recycling bin.
- Given how easy it is to get sent to Hell in this series, failing to recycle a coffee cup probably would bar you from Heaven.
- The demon who murdered his wife and sentenced to death by the state of Ohio has a shirt appearing to say "Ohio #2".
- When the trio is faking a suicide by hanging their victim, checking out the background reveals that their current victim is in fact one of the show's own animators.
- Moxxie tripping over the spellbook as they enter a portal to the living world. When they come through the other side, after he quickly pulls himself up, he, Blitzo and Millie realize that they're in a church, with everyone, excluding someone who's apparently asleep and a woman who's happy to see them for some reason, staring at them in shock.
- Bonus points, the people in the church are the animators who worked on the show!
- The trio killing a couple apparently in the moment of some 69, with Millie trying to pull out a blade, Moxxie looking away in embarrassment, and Blitzo going through the underwear.
- Blitzo repeatedly stabbing someone in the head with a goofy expression.
- In one of the freeze-frames, someone was crushed by a piano, then Blitzo started playing it while M&M are singing on top of it. Alternately: they were doing that before they dropped it on someone and just didn't stop.
- In another freeze-frame, the group is controlling a shark to eat their victim. However, Moxxie appears to be seasick. Just picturing a demon from hell as being seasick is worth a few laughs.
- Just as the singer was about to say "professionals", Moxxie accidentally shoots a child.
- The Hospital:
- When Eddie (the child) is shot, he is rushed to the hospital. The obviously female nurse has a voice more gravelly than Thor.
- When the doctor calls for "More water, STAT!", the nurse slams a bucket of water into Eddie's face, leaving a massive mark.
- What's more, the nurse sounds genuinely shocked and upset when he says "It didn't do ANYTHING!"
- The doctors using defibrillators on Eddie. With three units. Simultaneously. And it WORKS.Doctor: Holy shit, it actually worked.
- This little bit:Doctor: Well, he appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. What insurance provider do you freaks have?
Blitzo: (confused) The fuck is insurance? - Immediately after asking, it cuts to the gang being thrown out the window. And then it turns out that it's still a part of the ad and it cuts to the logo.Singer: Kids die for free~!
- The fact that the doctor isn't even phased by three imps literally from Hell sitting in front of him and manages to throw all three of them outside the window!
- The montage of Loona after Moxxie says that she's awful:
- Millie calls the office, having been stabbed... and Loona immediately hangs up.
- Blitzo tries to give Loona an "adoption anniversary" present, only to fumble when she asks if it's a cure for syphilis. Since it isn't, she gets mad and tosses it to the ground, releasing a horde of spiders that covers her completely. Blitzo, now outside the window, apologizes.
- Faxing Moxxie an ad for weight loss.
- The ad is a flyer for "Chub-B-Gone", which could also imply something other than weight loss.
- Eating Moxxie's avocado salad because she's hungover (not from last night, but that morning), then getting mad when this is pointed out and kicking a baby carriage to blow off steam.
- Loona telling Blitzo the "clingy rich asshole" was on the phone again and wanted to talk to him, saying it was urgent.Loona: Sounds kinda "DTF"-ey.
Blitzo: (frustrated) Oh, god, it was one time!!!
- It's revealed that Blitzo had a one-night stand with Stolas in order to get the grimoire I.M.P uses to access the living world. It then cuts to Moxxie staring at Blitzo after a beat and gives a confused, "You what?"Blitzo: (sneaking away with the book) ♪ Got the book. Got the book. Got this fucking heavy book. ♪
- When leaving, he crashes into a cake Stella and her friends were having and casually apologizes for having sex with her husband. Becomes Harsher in Hindsight when considering what happens in the opening of "Loo Loo Land" and Stella's later reactions.Blitzo: Sorry, I fucked your husband! (awkward smile)
- When leaving, he crashes into a cake Stella and her friends were having and casually apologizes for having sex with her husband. Becomes Harsher in Hindsight when considering what happens in the opening of "Loo Loo Land" and Stella's later reactions.
- Stolas and his... graphic conversation with Blitzo.Stolas: You know what happens when I get lonely, Blitzy....
Blitzo: Oh, god fucking dammit.
Stolas: When I become lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red (bleep) of yours, (bleep) your salad and (bleep) lick all of your (bleep), before taking out your (bleep), and (bleep)—ing with more teeth until you're screaming (extended bleep) like a fucking baby—
Blitzo: (horrified; hangs up, breaks the cell phone, smashes it with his desk phone, blends the remains into a smoothie, and gives it to Loona) Eat this.
Loona: (obediently pours it down her throat)
Blitzo: And then you know that bridge over the freeway?
Loona: Yeah?
Blitzo: Shit off it.- Let this sink in: the collective universe this series and Hazbin Hotel occupy use Black Comedy and cursing like most people use oxygen, yet Stolas' little speech is so utterly depraved that it's not just the only thing Censored for Comedy in either show; it gets a Cluster Bleep-Bomb.
- The icing on the cake is that he's listed as "Creepy Mouth (aka one night stand bird dick)".
- Before the phone call even starts, Blitzo has this gem.Blitzo: Soooo, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?
- The fact that Blitzo destroyed his phone with another phone.
- Bonus points for Blitzo keeping his deer-in-headlights expression throughout the process of destroying the phone, only recovering when he orders Loona to eat the phone smoothie.
- Brock Baker revealing the "uncensored version"
on Twitter. Apparently, the actual script just shows a bunch of asterisks in place of the bleeped-out words and Baker improvised his lines by saying things like "pee pee poo poo". - The best part is that despite Loona being apathetic, disobedient, and standoffish with her dad and coworkers, she's had just about as enough of Stolas as her dad and is more than willing to eat Blitzo's phone and shit off a bridge for him just to get rid of Stolas.
- Before that, Stolas informs Blitzo that he wants I.M.P to off a political candidate who's trying to convince people that global warming exists. When Blitzo points out that it does exist, Stolas says "Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it."
- Blitzo is a little too interested in Moxxie and Millie's home life.
- He actually hangs out in their fridge. Especially funny is Blitzo's big goofy grin and sparkling eyes while sitting all cramped inside (pictured above).Moxxie: What the...?! Why are you in our fridge?!
- Also from that scene:Blitzo: Spoiler alert, the butter's spoiled.
- Moxxie wakes up in the middle of the night to find a purring Blitzo staring right at him while he sleeps, crouching on top of the bed. The kicker is when he mentions that he apparently finds the dream he was having of his parents being murdered preferable to that. Becomes even more funny in hindsight upon finding out Moxxie's father is a sadistic, evil mafia boss who is strongly implied to have murdered Moxxie's mother.
- Blitzo recording Moxxie and Millie on date night.
- Keep in mind that Richard Steven Horvitz, the voice behind Dagget, Billy and Zim is the one that drops this!
- He actually hangs out in their fridge. Especially funny is Blitzo's big goofy grin and sparkling eyes while sitting all cramped inside (pictured above).
- Blitzo's reaction to finding out that the bratty child is actually the target they were hired to take out?Blitzo: Well, Christ on a stick, I guess there is a God. (immediately shoots Eddie)
- Blitzo's closing speech is a mostly-professional spiel on the company's benefits that's juxtaposed over everybody desecrating and dismembering Eddie's corpse.Blitzo: Y'know folks, with this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people! So from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it because it's Hell and no one fucking cares.
- The final shot of the pilot is of Eddie's mom on the news with a drawing of him, begging viewers to help her find him. The headline? "Mom Sucks at Drawing Own Kid."
- A bit of Fridge Humour: The jingle states "Kids die for free". If Eddie actually was the target, even after all the grief that he put them through, I.M.P didn't get a dime for him. Unless he was the reason they introduced that policy in the first place.
Season 1
Murder Family
- The opening sequence with Mrs. Mayberry committing Murder-Suicide as her students watch through the computer in horror.
- When it first cuts to Martha and Jarold having sex, you can hear Martha exclaiming "That's actually my asshole BUT I DON'T CARE" and Jarold repeatedly stating "Not there."
- While talking to a furious Mrs. Mayberry, Blitzo's sympathy at finding out his client saw her husband sleeping with another woman...leaves something to be desired.Blitzo: I mean...was she hotter?
- When Mrs. Mayberry hits her Rage-Breaking Point, Blitzo starts frantically pressing a button which is quickly revealed to be one of a few emergency buttons with the one being pressed for "Deranged client". Other emergencies include "Client giving birth", "soiled my pants", "horny client", "more coffee", "ghost", and "Stolas". Keep in mind that they would not have these unless they needed them.
- The montage of people calling Martha a hero includes the kids in Mrs. Mayberry's class (who all saw that she was having sex with a married man), Martha's husband (in the middle of having sex with her), and a random guy - also in the middle of screwing her brains out, with her making a different ridiculous face with each thrust.
- Moxxie explains that the only family he'd feel comfortable killing is a mob family, and he slips into a stereotypical Corleone impression to emphasize this.
- Loona counters Moxxie's point by holding up a photo of a (seemingly) innocent family and making up outrageous scenarios where they're all completely reprehensible assholes.Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent. (Points to son) This kid probably sets dogs on fire. (Points to daughter) Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy... (Points to father) This guy definitely watches!
- Loona counters Moxxie's point by holding up a photo of a (seemingly) innocent family and making up outrageous scenarios where they're all completely reprehensible assholes.
- When Blitzo kicks open the door to introduce Mrs. Mayberry, he briefly dons the same pose◊ as the MOM HOLY FUCK! meme.
- A tank full of Psycho Electric Eels gets knocked over and sets fire to the I.M.P offices.Blitzo: Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!
- It becomes even funnier if you read his in-character Instagram: He made a post the morning before the episode aired gushing about finally buying some eels for the office. In the post, he even says how pissed he'd be if anything happened to them.
- It becomes even funnier if you read his in-character Instagram: He made a post the morning before the episode aired gushing about finally buying some eels for the office.
- As Mrs. Mayberry drives off, Blitzo tells her that if they don't pull off her job in 24 hours, the first kill is free.Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?
Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DICK-SHIT! - When Blitzo asks Loona whether the Grimoire they need to access the human world is still intact after the fire, you can see one of I.M.P's billboards. To say that it's a mess would be putting it mildly:"Goat an asshole in the Living worlds!? Come to I am Pee!!!!??! Make sure you put this sign on the rite side. Dont fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the Mail."
-SPEECH TO TEXT-
-Blitzo- There's an arrow on the sign, presumably meant to be pointing toward the I.M.P headquarters. It's pointing in the wrong direction.
- As Millie starts drawing the portal to enter the mortal world on the side of the I.M.P offices, a poster advertising their service can be seen. The righthand corner is peeling away, revealing it to have been plastered over a "Condemned Building" sign.
- Blitzo's one-liner as they are going through the portal.Blitzo: Let's go lick some ASS!
Millie: The expression is "Kick some ass," Blitzo.
Blitzo: Mine's better. - When Moxxie asks Blitzo if they were really going to kill an entire family, Blitzo assures him that no, they were just killing the mother...they were ruining a family.
- After Moxxie makes Blitzo miss a sniper shot, Blitzo angrily questions why the smaller imp keeps trying to rationalize the innocence of a human, to which we are given the following gem:Blitzo: From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits. Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!!
- Millie squeezing Moxxie's cheeks and making his mouth move in sync with her words when she reminds her husband that getting paid to kill people is their business.
- While on the run from Martha, Blitzo ends up getting a call from Stolas whom he makes an agreement with in regards to the book. In the middle of it Stolas goes into another of his censored speeches and continues after Blitzo drops the phone.
- Later on, as Moxxie runs back to the house, he passes by the phone where one can hear that Stolas is still talking. And he's saying something about "jelly sandwiches all night".
- And the ringtone used for the phone? It's a man screaming set on a loop. Not exactly an ideal choice for someone who needs stealth.
- His phone's back is covered with the letters "GFY". Anyone savvy with internet slang knows that it is not just some random combination...
- Martha tries to burn Millie and Blitzo at the stake... which doesn't work at all.Blitzo: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady, sorry. Your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I can fake it if that'll get your dick hard.
- Blitzo even makes a jerking off motion with his tail when joking about getting Martha's dick hard!
- Martha's nonplussed response of "Oh...shit" qualifies, too.
- When Ralphie falls on top of Martha's corpse while running away from I.M.P after they kill her, rather than the impact making a thud or squishing sound, her body instead makes a squeaky toy noise.
- The sheer malice Blitzo manages to put into his threat to fuck Moxxie and Millie if Moxxie messes up again, and then without missing a beat, immediately returns to his normal tone when saying it was time to go home, acting as if he didn't just threaten his employee.Blitzo: Apology accepted! But if you ever pull a stunt like this again I will FUCK you and your wife — alrighty, job well done, let's get off!
- Instead of killing Martha's husband and children himself, Moxxie calls the cops on them, but a helicopter arrives on the scene and shoots an anti-tank missile at the house, making it go up in a flaming fireball. Moxxie only has a few seconds to stare in horror at the carnage before Blitzo grabs him by the neck and pulls him into the portal.
- Blitzo and Millie give some mock aesops, summarizing the episode:Blitzo: Moxxie finally learnt not to fuck up!
Millie: And killing people isn't that big a deal if they try to kill you back.
Mrs Mayberry: Well that's messed up. But I paid for it! [Everybody laughs except Moxxie]Blitzo: Yeah, fuck that family!- The banner overhead at the celebration party simply says "Killed the Bitch!"
- The banner overhead at the celebration party simply says "Killed the Bitch!"
Loo Loo Land
- Stella's tirade over Stolas cheating on her is not unlike any standard family drama (real or fiction), but the context itself is humorously specific, as she sounds more pissed about whom/what and where he cheated on her with than the deed itself.Stella: I can't believe you slept with an imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!
Stolas: It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!
Stella: A motel?! Like a FUCKING PLEBEIAN?!
[...]
Stella: (holds up then throws an imp servant) You want to fuck this one, too?!
Stolas: No! Of course not!
Stella: You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, imp-sucking face!- Her parting shot after she storms out of the room?Stella: FUCKFACE! All your useless dickhead plants strewn around...! (throws one)
- Her parting shot after she storms out of the room?
- It's only after Stella storms off that Stolas notices Octavia's in the kitchen and tries to have a conversation with her. Keyword being "tries".Stolas: Good morning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?
Octavia: Is that a serious question?
Stolas: Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?
Octavia: This song is called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me". It's by Fuck You, Dad. ...It's a band.
Stolas: Oh... How charming.
Octavia: Are you two done screaming for the day?
Stolas: Uhm... (cue Stella screaming and smashing more stuff in the background)- Bonus: during Octavia's walk to the dining room, we briefly hear the lyrics to said song - Which include "my world is burning down around me".
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus in the kitchen when Stolas looks inside the refrigerator. Among the items visible is a plastic bag with three white mice inside. All their refinement and human-like behavior aside, they ARE still owl demons.
- Stolas's reasoning to hire bodyguards:Octavia: [Security] for a theme park?
Stolas: We are rich and we are hot. People want our money and our bodies.
Octavia: Our money, maybe.
Stolas: Speak for yourself, princess. - Stolas says he plans on getting "The only man who can (bleep) me!" before doing a Verbal Backspace because he'd said this in front of his daughter.Octavia: Whaaat?
Stolas: Who can protect me!—Us! - The reaction that Blitzo and Octavia both have to Stolas's hello on the phonewhat he said , complete with a Spit Take from both of them.
- This also interrupts Blitzo pretending that Millie and Moxxie are having a threeway with him - using tiny puppets.
- Later, they share the same reaction to the circus — Octavia due to being frightened as a young child by Robo Fizz, Blitzo because he had to work there, and was clearly unhappy about it.Blitzo and Octavia: (in unison) I hate that fucking clown.
- A moment during Stolas's phone call that thankfully reveals the dark prince has some standards:Blitzo: Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant. That. Feathered. Ass!
Stolas: It's for my daughter.
Blitzo: Ah, well make sure she washes it.
Stolas: No!, no,no,no,no! - How Stolas gets Blitzo to agree to the job.Stolas: (seductively) I'll pay you.
Blitzo: Pay me what?
Stolas: (same tone) ~Money~...
Blitzo: DONE! - Blitzo breaking his phone. Again.
- Agreeing to act as bodyguards for Stolas and his daughter in exchange for money, Blitzo tells Moxxie and Millie that they're going to Loo Loo Land, which seems to sum up their characters rather well.Moxxie: (confused while opening the office door) Loo Loo Land?
Millie: [busts head through the door's window] Loo Loo Land!?
Blitzo: (sing-song) Loo Loo Land~!
Loona: (off-screen) SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!- Moxxie is surprised at his wife's antics.
- Blitzo tells Stolas not to make a pass at him.Blitzo: Now remember, this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
Octavia: Hey, Dad, do we have to—?
Blitzo: Okay, hold on there, sweetie. (to Stolas) If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to—
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious. - Moxxie throwing morphine into a baby's stroller after Octavia calls him an old man.
- Octavia asks the Loo Loo Land mascot if the park is just a ripoff of the more popular Lu Lu World, he just says rather quickly, "No." But look behind him and you can see on a fence posters that say stuff like "Does Lu Lu World have a sexy dancing robot?" or "Not Lu Lu World! Stop sending complaints!"
- When the creepy Loo Loo Land costumed mascot turns to Moxxie, confused, after some out-of-context passing snark from Blitzo:Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there! [leaves without another word]
Loo Loo: [realizes that he cannot come up a rebuttal and sags in defeat] Yeah... - Millie gleefully pointing out "Big Woobly"◊, a park character. Cue extreme closeup on Big Woobly's face and...Big Woobly: [hellish scream]
Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting. - When Blitzo opts to take the first watch and let Moxxie and Millie go have fun, Millie decides to take Moxxie on her favorite ride, which is a roller coaster called "The Lawsuit". Cue Moxxie vomiting in the trashcan afterward... Though the look of a family in the background indicates he may have started sooner than that even.
- In keeping with the theme, the park's mascot even says "If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!"
- Stolas gushing over the circus show and how Octavia used to "cry tears of joy" at it. Cut to baby owlet Octavia with an expression of absolute terror being pushed along by a crowd of imp children until she's right up against the stage, where a hellscape of fiery lights illuminates a monstrous, dangerously sparking Robo Fizz. Past Octavia bursts into tears.
- Robo Fizz burns a giant stack of Cease and Desist orders while mentioning you'll never see any copyright infringement before outright stealing lyrics from a certain princess of Hell's musical number:Robo Fizz: (singing) ♪ I have a dream, I'm here to tell, about a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land! ♪
- He plagiarized a song by a demon princess. And not just any princess, he stole from Lucifer's daughter. That takes some nerve.
- It's also alluded to and even outright stated by Octavia that Loo Loo Land is just a cheap knockoff of a far more popular theme park called Lu Lu World, which happens to be owned by Lucifer.
- Fittingly, the owner of the park is Mammon, a demon commonly associated with greed.
- Minor, but Robo Fizz calling the children ugly as he cheerfully sings to them when his previous line had him sing that "Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land".
- Right before the song, Robo Fizz shows a rather incendiary legal document signed by Mammon.This is a statement regarding the unfair accusations that my theme park "Loo Loo Land" is in any way trying to profit off my friend and ruler Lucifer's park "Lu Lu World". That is FALSE. These accusations are baseless and UNTRUE!! You are all just dicks. Fuck right off and stop saying that alright. They are LEGALLY DISTINCT. I checked.
Signed, Mammon - The arrows presenting Robo Fizz "Lookit Him Go!" "Yes! Love 2 C It!" "He", that last one is hands down the best.
- The "r" in Fizzarolli n Friends sign, turning "Friends" into "Fiends" perfectly describing them
- Moxxie's reaction when the target he hit in the bullseye didn't drop due to it being rigged.Moxxie: The heaven's wrong with this thing?
- Following this, Moxxie repeatedly pays for more rounds, with the shopkeeper continually mocking his failure.
- At Millie's turn, despite clearly missing her target, the target drops due to the shopkeeper's rigging. Moxxie only then realizes that he had been scammed. And all over "A Thing!"
- The tag for "The Thing" Millie wants actually says "Thing".
- The shopkeeper tries to schmooze on Millie, only to get some Laser-Guided Karma delivered to him courtesy of Blitzo. Moxxie's expression in the background as he realizes what is going on is half-Death Glare and half-You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!—one gets the impression if Blitzo hadn't intervened, he would have.
- When Octavia bitterly snarks that Blitzo and Stolas need to get a room, we get this humorous moment:Blitzo: Hey, I am not a day hooker! (a woman passing by looks disgusted) What? I just said I'm not one, prude! (flips her off)
- During his attempted "The Reason You Suck" Speech, Robo Fizz does the Car Shearer dance.
- Robo Fizz throws Blitzo right out of the circus...straight into a cart selling lit torches. Cue the inferno burning the place to the ground.
- As Blitzo is jettisoned through the tent roof, he yells almost more annoyed than anything."Fuck meeeeeeee...!"
- A poster in the background advertises for the Robo Fizz Personal Companion, with a number of sexual features... and it's machine washable.
- Wally Wackford the Torch Seller speaks in the Southern accent identical to that of Foghorn Leghorn. This extends to his screams of dismay as well.Wally: TORCHES! I say, I say get yer inconvenient torches!
(Blitzo crashes into his cart)
Wally: OW! I say, OW!
- As Blitzo is jettisoned through the tent roof, he yells almost more annoyed than anything.
- When Robo Fizz does a Bullet Catch with its teeth, Blitzo exclaims "ah, what a mouth," then pauses as he realizes what he just said.
- When Blitzo and Fizz both destroy the carnival guy's stand, one of the stuffed "things" goes flying and falls on the head of a teenage imp, knocking him out in the midst of him taking a photo with his family. The really funny part is the reaction from the parents—who bare a suspicious resemblance to Vernon and Petunia Dursley—with the mother glaring in disapproval and the father questioning why the boy was even born. Even the baby looks ashamed of him!
- It is the same family Moxxie threw up on!
- Stolas turning an attacking demon to stone is a mixture of awesome, funny, and Nightmare Fuel all in one. Awesome due to how he does it so effortlessly, Nightmare Fuel because of how chilling of a reminder it is of his status, and funny on account of that it means he hired Blitzo as a bodyguard solely as an excuse to be with him.
- Earlier, in the space of about ten seconds, Stolas being lifted off the ground by a gaggle of tiny imps who've tied his hands, thrown a sack over his head, gotten a rope around one of his feet, and are actively brandishing weapons against him while simultaneously stealing his wallet.Stolas: (smiling and jaunty as can be) Oh, Blitzy! I need my bodyguard, please!
- Blitzo carries Stolas into the tent, with the sack still on his head and unceremoniously plops him on the bench next to Via, before leaving. Via then proceeds to indignantly remove the sack of her father's head, to reveal his mildly surprised face.
- He's later rescued by Millie and Moxxie, which he complains about since his "Knight in Shining Armor" is supposed to be coming to his rescue, not "you littler ones".Millie: [Blitzo's], uh... busy.
Moxxie: Being a fool.
Stolas: What kind of fool?
Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind. - The cherry on top is Stolas looking completely unsurprised. Seems he knows Blitzo pretty well. The first episode of Season 2 confirms this - Blitzo and Stolas were thrown together as childhood playmates! Sounds like Blitzo was causing chaos even as a kid, if Stolas is unsurprised by this!
- He's later rescued by Millie and Moxxie, which he complains about since his "Knight in Shining Armor" is supposed to be coming to his rescue, not "you littler ones".
- Earlier, in the space of about ten seconds, Stolas being lifted off the ground by a gaggle of tiny imps who've tied his hands, thrown a sack over his head, gotten a rope around one of his feet, and are actively brandishing weapons against him while simultaneously stealing his wallet.
- While Stolas and Octavia leave the park, we can see chaos erupting around them as Robo Fizz gets eaten by a giant pterodactyl-dragon-thing in the background.
- The episode ends with Loo Loo Land in flames, and the three imps being blown out of the park in an explosion. As Moxxie reprimands Blitzo, Millie is dragged away by a small animal.Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir.
Blitzo: Worth It! That slutty toy clown had. It! Coming! (faints)
Spring Broken
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus of the carpark has reveals many laughs and retroactively explain why Blitzo is so hung up over the parking spot. A video reviewer evaluates the carpark and he comes to the conclusion that Blitzo deserves that spot. Examples include:
- The toll gate being smashed along with a portion of the fence. The sign "$5 Entrance" is crossed out and is replaced with "Reserved Parking".
- A boat is taking up one of the lots.
- A tank that takes up multiple lots with a handicapped sign hung on the gun nozzle.
- One of the cars take up two spots at once.
- Another car went in so deep that it went through the wall behind the space.
- Blitzo and Verosika have an...interesting relationship. It would sound like Verosika was going to taunt him that he might cry or throw a tantrum. Instead, her response is a bit more... specific.Blitzo: You are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week.
Verosika: Aw, you mad, Blitzo?note You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and...
Blitzo and Verosika: (in unison) Run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?
Blitzo: Goddammit, whore, you will NOT let that go! (steps his foot down to a horse snort)
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock. (rolls her eyes and walks away while flipping him off) - Blitzo has an I.M.P sticker family on the back windshield of the IMPmobile. It's hard to tell what's funnier: the fact that Blitzo, being Blitzo, bought the things in the first place, or that even Hell itself is not immune to soccer mom accessories.
- Then there's Vortex's introduction.Blitzo: Hold on! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna—!
Vortex: [growls threateningly right behind Blitzo] You'll what?
Blitzo: Or I'll, uh... I... I-I'll call H.R!
[beat]
[rimshot; all three of them laugh]
[abrupt stop]
Verosika: Anyway... - Millie asks Blitzo what sex with Verosika was like.Moxxie: Millie!
Millie: What?! It's a popstar! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.
Moxxie: [Opens his mouth to say something but closes it with a look of contemplation] Touché.- Better yet is that there's a quick pipe organ sting that follows Millie's comment.
- Not to mention I.M.P's general disbelief that their boss ever dated Verosika.Loona: You know Verosika Mayday??
Blitzo: Huh? Oh, yeah, her. Yeah, we dated.
Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?
Moxxie: [bursting out of the van] YOU dated a pop star?!
Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?
Loona: Hel-lo, it's Verosika Mayday?
Millie: It's...you?
Moxxie: I just...is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage? - Blitzo feels that they're making a bigger deal of it than it is, saying that he doesn't pry into their personal lives... only for all three of them to point out that he does do that.
- When Blitzo throws the keys to the van to Millie, there's a sound effect that would fit perfectly in a Super Mario Bros. video game.
- Blitzo, in his usual manner, assures Loona that she looks fine despite worrying about how she looked in front of Verosika and Vortex. In her frustration, she nearly calls Blitzo "dad". Blitzo reacts with Puppy-Dog Eyes before she corrects herself, sticking to "Blitzo" and shoving him aside. And he still maintains this face until he sees her approaching Vortex, even after Loona knocked him down and stepped on his face/chest where he let out a small scream of pain.
- When Moxxie offers to try and resolve Verosika's deliberately crowding out I.M.P's office with her own by reasoning with her, the camera pans over to Blitzo as we hear how Moxxie's explanation sounds to him ...and the latter's words are muffled and overshadowed by an incredibly loud drone beep.Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up.
Moxxie: Alrighty then. [goes to talk to her anyway]- Blitzo's expression during this suggests that he's either done listening to Moxxie's attempts at reason, this whole mess, or both.
- Moxxie calling it "pop genre music" with an exaggerated accent as if he considers it some sort of fancy/niche/exotic/avant-garde form of music.
- Blitzo's attempt at initiating a Demon Duel with Verosika.
- Also his illustration of his "plan" to show up Verosika during their bet. Stylistic Suck at its finest!Blitzo: First, we find a fuckton of clients; we portal up; we have our fun murder time as per usual; we pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe; we push said canoe into some water; we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, maybe even a goose too, fuck it; they come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face.
- Several details of the illustrated plan:
- Moxxie is constantly frowning at Blitzo in every frame.
- Millie is animated as constantly smiling and either spinning or vibrating a little.
- Loona is, like Moxxie, constantly frowning, but her expression doesn't change for the entire animation.
- The aforementioned "big fuckin' canoe" is given the lovely name of "S.S. CUM GUTTER"
- During the "celebration" portion of the animation, Loona is wearing a party hat which only says, "BYE BITCH"
- Several details of the illustrated plan:
- Moxxie and Blitzo's back-and-forth over the aforementioned Missing Steps Plan and Blitzo's resultant demonstration of how to take criticism like a pro is comic gold at its finest.Blitzo: ...Do you have any questions?
Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?
Blitzo: That wasn't a question.
Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.
Blitzo: I'm sorry, but that was a FUH-lawless pree-sentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Moxxie: A what, now?
Blitzo: I'm callin' you slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll?
Moxxie: Well, why don't you take an art class?!
Blitzo: Why don't YOU see HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?! - Apparently that Blitzo isn't too pleased on how popular Loona is with the fanbase:Loona: Is there any chance I could come with you guys this time?
Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring Break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you! [cue all four I.M.P employees staring directly at the camera in suspicion, exasperation, anger and disgust respectively] - When Loona mentions having a human disguise, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie act like the idea of disguising themselves as humans to blend in is a revelation, despite their job revolving around entering the human world. Loona reacts accordingly.Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time without human disguises!?
- A billboard in the background says "Notice me, senpai". Complete with emoticons.
- Blitzo's plan for making sure they have enough contracts to get more kills than Verosika's seductions? A poorly-drawn flyer advertising a discount on a telephone pole.
- And it works, much to Moxxie's disbelief.
- When Loona dons a mortal disguise, Blitzo was amazed on how atrocious she looks as a human. Which he thinks is perfect, cause she would fit in just fine with the other humans.
- When Loona gets Distracted by the Sexy, Blitzo's first reaction is to frantically ask "Where's my baby?!" When he spots her talking with Vortex, he says that "Conversation leads to HPV!"
- Blitzo garrotes a beachgoer, and the guy keeps trying to drink out of his beverage can as he's being murdered.
- When Moxxie and Millie hide in a table of beer kegs, they get ready to snipe more victims and suddenly a partygoer gets wild and tosses the entire table straight through the air, launching the beer kegs and the couple as well.
- When Moxxie notices the guy screaming, his face goes from shock to perturbed before getting tossed and when they're both flying through the air, in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, you can see Moxxie pouting and crossing his arms like a child as if he's whining someone ruined their plan.
- And when Moxxie lands in front of a bunch of people, one woman is disgusted and thinks Moxxie is a possum, however what makes it doubly funny is her hilariously odd voice.
- There's something darkly humorous about the very first thing all the partygoers decide to do when seeing a "possum" is to grab it and shove it in a bucket of beer to get it drunk or maybe even drown it.
- Everything about Drunk Moxxie.Moxxie: (slurring heavily) A human called me a possum... I am NOT a possum!
- This line is delivered after he'd done a Face Plant in the sand - the imprint his face left was a literal frowny-face.
- Drunk Moxxie gets eaten by a mutant fish. While being rescued from the giant monster, instead of taking Millie's reaching hand, he high fives her. Even funnier is, Millie's hand drops for a moment after, as if thinking "Are you fucking kidding me?"
- Moxxie's first reaction to it is just to point at it and say "Ooh! Fish!"
- When Drunk Moxxie is freed from the fish, he and the fish's severed tongue are sent flying, during which he spreads his arms to soar like a bird. Then he lands in Blitzo's arms while the tongue JUST misses a human who hung around. Annoyed, Blitzo casually shoots the human with his flintlock, eliciting an overjoyed squeal from Moxxie.
- When Blitzo and Moxxie sees Millie taking down the monster. Moxxie's reaction is to declare how much he loves his wife while Blitzo says this gem of a line.Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?
- After Millie kills the fish and returns to shore, she naturally asks if her husband is okay. Blitzo looks at Moxxie still in his arms, then drops him on the ground while bluntly saying he's fine before walking off.
- After I.M.P leaves victorious, Verosika and her entourage find themselves surrounded by the police for public indecency.Cop: Put your hands up, you sick deviants!
Verosika: Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.
(the others groan)- The way she strongly swivels her hips as she emphasizes "pig dick" is rather amusing. As well as her absolute indifference with the situation and announcing what they're gonna have to do, as if it's just another normal day for them.
- Notice that one of the groaning sounds is clearly Tex. So despite not being an incubus and only being hired on as muscle, he knows he's gonna have to do the cops sexual favors with the rest of them to get out of the arrest too.
- Also from the final scene: Blitzo jumping out of the portal again just to flip off Verosika with both hands. And judging by the look on her face, she knows exactly what he's doing without even having to turn around.
- If you look off on the right of the screen when all the cops show up, some of their numbers are a clown holding a balloon police baton and some kind of robotic rabbit rover.
- The fact that this entire episode was started because of a duel over a parking spot.
- The credits feature more of the song, called Mustang Dong that Blitzo was singing along to at the start of the episode. Not only is he still singing along as well as he can, with hilarious results, but he also gives this gem after hitting a high note:Blitzo: Oh god! I just went through puberty twice.'
- Every lyric of Mustang Dong is hilarious.
C.H.E.R.U.B
- Part of the C.H.E.R.U.B commercial has a Freeze-Frame Bonus talking about a spike in alley critter attacks. Below, they call out the audience for going through the trouble of reading it, calling them "sad as hell". A similar bonus is shown when Collin is filling out the mountains of paperwork, with the poster in the background reading "Surround yourself with people who will lift you up... so ditch your loser friends who you can't use - GOD"
- The fact that Collin didn't even NEED to fight the alley animals, because the human had already been lifted to safety at that point. Keenie did it for no reason.*
- Once the commercial ends, Blitzo decides to shoot the TV. He then has Moxxie set up another TV and change the channel to something else that annoys him just to have an excuse for shooting this one too.
- Just before Loopty Goopty enters, a rumbling shakes the IMP offices.Blitzo: Oh shit, is that a Hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: ALRIGHT, don't PANIC, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not panicking, because Hellquakes don't happen.
Loona: (shaking Moxxie) STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY! (smacks Moxxie across the room) - Moxxie getting trapped under the debris from Loopty entering the room, and no one helping him.
- At the end of the episode, Moxxie, despite avoiding getting crushed by Loopty again, gets crushed by Lyle this time.
- What's written on the white board whenever it is present can be worth a chuckle. On it includes four pictures of ponies with two hearts around them under "MOOD BOARD", a picture of Robo Fizz getting eaten by the dragon, and Verosika in a car with the words "Walk, Bitch!" next to her. This stuff is there at the beginning and remains there at the end.
- Loopty Goopty in general, as he's an eccentric inventor, and ergo "must therefore do eccentric shit".
- He does an odd little wavy wiggle with his body to illustrate his point.
- There's also his "Shut up, dear furry!" to Loona, which pisses her off even more than usual.
- As Loopty does this, you'll notice that he is actually Flipping the Bird at Loona when you pause fast enough. No wonder she is growling afterwards.
- As Loopty does this, you'll notice that he is actually Flipping the Bird at Loona when you pause fast enough
- "I was not ALWAYS an old man."
- Blitzo sniffs Loopty and guesses from the smell that he just recently died. The way he and Loopty are positioned makes it look like Blitzo is sniffing Loopty's ass.
- Blitzo introduces himself to Loopty with his standard "O is silent" disclaimer — Loopty, having only just met the I.M.P, doesn't understand the reference ("What O?"). His confusion is only compounded when Blitzo tells him to spill the tea on the mission ("The T?!")—he looks so confused and distressed, it's hard not to at least chuckle.
- The flashback to Loopty & Lyle's lives before the former's death is funny not just because of the sheer audacity of it all, but also because it's presented in the style of an old-timey sepia tone serial film even though, according to Loopty, it literally just happened earlier that day.
- The trio seems to have taken what Loona said to them about disguises into consideration... but they aren't very good at it.
- As I.M.P goes in for the kill, the humans on the tour do nothing but watch and take pictures.Tour Guide: (with the tone of someone spieling about a Hollywood landmark) And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!
- Lyle looking at a photo of his true love... which is a stock photo of money. And considering that it has a "Free Stock Photo" watermark on it, he didn't even pay for it.
- Blitzo, in a rare moment of foresight, disguises his tail with a sock puppet in the shape of a cat.
- In the buildup to Lyle slipping a noose around his neck, I.M.P gleefully eat popcorn from a vantage point in the window. The kitty puppet is also "eating" the popcorn.
- When the Cherubs show up to save Lyle, their holy powers somehow manage to make the cat puppet ascend to Heaven. Blitzo proceeds to watch it float away with a mournful look on his face.
- The sheer politeness and sincerity in Moxxie's voice when he straightforwardly asks Lyle to "commit die" is worth a chuckle.
- Just before that, Blitzo breaks through a window saying "Don't listen—" before he immediately faceplants on the glass-covered floor. When Moxxie uses the door right next it to ask Lyle to die, he abruptly interrupts himself to look again at Blitzo. Who still hasn't got up.
- When C.H.E.R.U.B suggest that Lyle can spread his wealth with the people of the world, Lyle only has this to say:Lyle: No.
- Moxxie gives Lyle some weapons to kill himself with, Collin protests that he has more class than to use their weapons - only to notice Lyle sticking an assault rifle in his mouth.
- In a Freeze-Frame Bonus, when Moxxie is showing what weapons he has, Blitzo is smiling and looks pleased. However, when it cuts-back to him after Moxxie brings out more weapons, Blitzo is no longer smiling and looks outright concerned at the amount of weapons Moxxie was carrying.
- Millie barfing just by smelling Lyle. How bad is it that Hell itself smells pleasant in comparison?
- It should be noted that Millie grew up on a farm, and it's definite that she had smelled MANY awful things due to things like manure, and given that she lives in hell, it's possible that whatever foul stench associated with a barnyard in real life was a thousand times worse, and she had all the time in the world to get used to it, but Lyle Lipton smells so god-awful that not even she could handle it.
- The amount of Black Comedy unleashed by I.M.P while ruining C.H.E.R.U.B's attempts at saving Lyle:
- To counter them showing Lyle the joys of nature, I.M.P shows him the reality of nature, having a rapid chain of animals getting killed, going from small woodland herbivores, to wolves, to a bear, to a human lumberjack, to bees and an elk.
- The face that Blitzo makes following this moment is also worth a chuckle.
- Also, for some reason, I.M.P are dressed as cats in this scene, Moxxie in particular looking very reminiscent of a certain cat-demon. Though he could just as easily be dressed as Magical Mr. Mistopholes, especially since "Truth Seekers" implies he's a fan of the musical.
- This exchange right before Mother Nature's killing spree:Blitzo: Mm-hm. You gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?
Keenie: (gasps) That is so inappropriate!
Millie: Oh, kiss our ass, prude! (flips them off with both hands)
- The face that Blitzo makes
- The Cherub's reactions to Blitzo assuming they fuck are amusing, but especially Collin's; while Cletus simply looks slightly miffed and Keenie chews them out, Collin - either due to genuinely not comprehending what Blitzo meant or perhaps picturing such an act in his mind - does nothing but stare off into space.
- Notice how Blitzo never specifies which sheep Cletus is fucking. For all we know, it's Collin and his stare is him wondering how Blitzo could possibly make such a guess.
- To counter the happiness of children telling their wishes to a Mall Santa, I.M.P tears off his outfit to reveal the creepy pedophile he really is.
- The Mall Santa's T-shirt has "#Cuties" written on it. Also for some reason he looks and sounds like an overgrown gnome.
- Lyle reacts to the Mall Santa's unmasking as a creepy pedo by bawling like an infant, plus a child from offscreen can be heard wailing "Santa's evil!"
- I.M.P's outfits in this scene are gold. Blitzo and Millie are both dressed as elves, with the former using a Christmas hat to cover one horn and a large candy cane to cover the other and an annoyed Moxxie is dressed like Rudolph.
- To counter the merriment of love, I.M.P simply asks loudly if anybody in a make-out lookout would get it on with an old man, causing all of them to speed away and leave Lyle depressed.
- When C.H.E.R.U.B angrily scolds them, Moxxie counters by telling them how Lyle is nothing more than a selfish greedy authoritarian capitalist that they want to keel over dead. Blitzo tells him that he's making things too real and starts using a spray bottle filled with piss, causing Moxxie to hiss.
- Every time I.M.P confronts C.H.E.R.U.B, they are wearing different outfits. This time, it's normal outfits for woman...meaning Moxxie and Blitzo are in drag for literally no reason.
- Even better? Moxxie looks like a classic Karen.
- As C.H.E.R.U.B start talking about life's greatest joy of allnote , Lyle interjects:Lyle: Money!
- The last attempt involves an opera show. Even I.M.P fully admits that there's nothing bad about opera itself, so instead they mess up the performance to make it look bad, before accidentally killing the actress.
- Before he starts screwing with the spotlight to make the opera singer dart back and forth to stay in it, Blitzo is wiggling his butt like a cat about to pounce.
- Just prior to grabbing the spotlight, he shakes that butt in Moxxie's direction, provoking a look of horrified disbelief from the latter that must be seen to be believed.
- To counter them showing Lyle the joys of nature, I.M.P shows him the reality of nature, having a rapid chain of animals getting killed, going from small woodland herbivores, to wolves, to a bear, to a human lumberjack, to bees and an elk.
- When confronted by C.H.E.R.U.B after the opera incident, a few bits of humor occur before their brawl.
- Cletus outright states how they have full intent on making sure Lyle doesn't die, whether he wants to live or not, referring to him as "that shitty old man". Collin looks at him with concern when he does so.
- Blitzo reveals that he's already spent the entirety of Loopty Goopty's advance on a jewel-encrusted, pot-themed toy pony featuring a hat emblazoned with the word "Mare-ajuana."
- After Keenie viciously insults Blitzo for interfering with the affairs of the living, Millie immediately jumps to his defense to point out that she and the rest of C.H.E.R.U.B are doing the same thing...after she effortlessly picks up Blitzo and holds him off to the side, and continues holding him until Keenie tackles her. The look on Blitzo's face is one of pure bafflement, like a cat who just got picked up by their owner and is wondering how this could have possibly happened.
- When Moxie and Millie are swinging around on ropes trying to shoot at the cherubs, they start intensely making out in the middle of combat. And as they swing by Blitzo, Millie's bra and Moxie's bowtie go flying off, clearly indicating to the audience what they're doing.
- Right before Lyle has his epiphany, there's a shot of the imp's and cherub's battle reflected in his glasses. While one eye simply shows Keenie and Collin flying by with their crossbows, the other eye shows Moxxie and Millie partaking in a very intense make-out session.
- While Millie and Moxxie are having their shootout with Keenie and Collin, Blitzo is up in the catwalk/scaffolding chasing down Cletus. When they finally encounter each other, Blitzo tries to shoot... only to realize he's out of bullets. He looks at his gun in shocked disbelief, then at Cletus (who is just pointing his crossbow dramatically). After a beat he chucks his gun into the cherub's face.Cletus: Ow! You fucker!
- Lyle Lipton's death in the form of being crushed by a piano. He attempts to evade the piano, but it just moves itself to his new location and crushes him anyway. Toon Physics at its finest.
- Before the piano falls on Lyle, Blitzo, M&M, and a lighting fixture crash into the stage. The pianist, who had been awkwardly trying to keep the show going, glances back at I.M.P, towards his piano, then he stands up, adjusts his bowtie, takes his stool and calmly jumps off the section of the stage that catapults the piano into the audience.
- When C.H.E.R.U.B is fired and banished from Heaven for inadvertently killing Lyle, Keenie tries to pin the blame on I.M.P. Unfortunately, the imps had already left the scene, and the look on the Cherubs' faces is one of utter horror, which is completed by utilizing the Stock Scream of a high-pitched terrified woman.
- The way Deerie, a cherub higher-up, delivers the bad news can be considered annoying, but no less funny. She has no way of spinning the fact that the trio is Beyond Redemption at this point. At least one fan has compared her to a condescending retail boss.
- She is wearing the same shirt, suspenders and (briefly) glasses as very memetic Bill Lumbergh, a character from Office Space. She even has similar condescending speech mannerisms.
- To say nothing of the dark implications the incident as a whole raises about the true nature of Heaven in the Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss universe.
- The way Deerie, a cherub higher-up, delivers the bad news can be considered annoying, but no less funny. She has no way of spinning the fact that the trio is Beyond Redemption at this point. At least one fan has compared her to a condescending retail boss.
- After being told of IMP's failure, Loopy Goopty bursts into IMP's office furious - only for the now-deceased Lyle to burst in as well, having gone to Hell for experimenting on the poor. Which is followed by Wally Wackford from earlier in the episode dropping in from the ceiling.Blitzo: Everyone, STOP fuckin' up my walls! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!
- Meanwhile, Moxxie — either in sheer rage or from injuries sustained by the inventor duo — emits a short groan while foaming at the mouth.Blitzo: Ah, chill out, Moxxie! If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me!
- Meanwhile, Moxxie — either in sheer rage or from injuries sustained by the inventor duo — emits a short groan while foaming at the mouth.
- Wally Wackford makes a lame pun and was the only one laughing while everyone else just stares in confusion.
The Harvest Moon Festival
- While Blitzo and Stolas are talking about the Harvest Moon Festival, Blitzo spits out a bird feather.
- Relatedly, the sheer amount of innuendo in almost all of Stolas' talk.
- Throughout the Episode Moxxie keeps trying to imitate a southern accent with varying success.
- The reason Blitzo accepts Stolas' invite to the Harvest Moon Festival? As Stolas points out, I.M.P can't do business while Stolas has the book. Stolas makes a rather amusing, playful apology to Blitzo over it — but Blitzo revealing he isn't upset about making his clients wait (implying he's mostly just sad he doesn't get to kill people) is even funnier.
- Blitzo calls M&M about the titular festival...while he’s in their home (again). Moxxie’s response to him falling on the bed from the ceiling?Moxxie: Mhm. Of course.
- And of course, at the start of the call, poor Moxxie can't get a word in edgewise before Millie responds with "YEE-FUCKIN'-HAW!"
- The fact that Moxxie's ringtone is a dramatic organ sting- rather appropriate for a resident of Hell!
- If you listen close enough, you'll notice that the ringtone sounds very familiar...
- Moxxie tries to greet Millie's parents. It doesn't go well.Moxxie: How've you been with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?
Joe: We lost our old farmhand to one o' them terrors last week. - Blitzo apparently doesn't appreciate Moxxie calling anybody other than him "sir".Blitzo: Hey watch it! I'm the sir here, bucko!
- Blitzo referring to Millie's parents as a "sperm and egg factory" to their faces. And then calling Millie a "sturdy bitch".
- When Joe says Blitzo's name reminds him of war, Moxxie goes on a tangent about how the wonders of Hell's weaponry. However, he than realizes his audience is less than receptive (Millie makes a "cut" motion while everyone else just stares blankly), forcing him to concede, "War fun!" And when Joe claims that a true man can rip the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands:Blitzo: HA! He's right, Moxxie, you got cute wittle baby hands, (reaches for Moxxie's crotch) like your baby dick!
Moxie: (swatting Blitzo's hand away) Refrain, sir.- Blitzo stealing a quick poke of Moxxie's crotch anyway. The look on Moxxie's face must be seen to be believed.
- When Blitzo introduces himself to Striker, the point about his relationship with Stolas inevitably comes up.Striker: So you even conned that ditzy blue blood into gettin' you into the surface?
Blitzo: Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he's not like, y'know - we're not like - we're not doing a - we, w-what's betw... it's a transactional fucking, you see.- While Blitzo is floundering, Millie and Moxxie share a look, Millie rolls her eyes, and Moxxie stifles a laugh.
- Blitzo's response to Millie calling Stolas his boyfriend.Blitzo: Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy.
- Also, Millie's delivery of "boyfriend," somehow stretching the word into five syllables ("BO-ah-fuh-RAY-und.")
- This conversation after Striker offers to Blitzo to help skin the pig he just killed. Apparently, Blitzo really needs to brush up on common lingo:Blitzo: Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with a manly man...
Loona: That's What She Said.
Blitzo: What who said? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?! - Guess who's a major fan of Striker's fiery Hell horse?
- And then after the games...
- And then
- Millie is revealed to have been banned from competing in the games because the last time she did, there were fifteen separate funerals. Millie protests this by pointing out that she only was responsible for nine, and making an adorably ridiculous pouty face.
- Millie then angrily asks why Sallie May still gets to compete in the games but she doesn't.Lin: Your sister doesn't have a neighborhood headcount!
Millie: She so does!
Sallie May: (strolling by with a bag slung over her shoulder) It doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyyyyy~!
- Millie then angrily asks why Sallie May still gets to compete in the games but she doesn't.
- Moxxie decides to enter the Pain Games despite Millie's protests, prompting this line from Sallie May.Sallie May: (to Millie) How pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?
- Stolas flirting with Blitzo while he's announcing the games. Blitzo's not impressed.Stolas: The winners are Striker aaand my darling Blitzy!
Blitzo: Just say my name right! Fuckin' dick. - During the games in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, there's a part where Blitzo and Striker are wrestling. Initially, Blitzo is losing, and Stolas can be seen in the background looking disinterested. Then Blitzo gains the upper hand and gets on top of Striker, and suddenly Stolas is much more interested and starts to fan himself.
- While Stolas is announcing the games, if one listens closely, his main theme "Stolas Speaks" is being played in the background... on a banjo.
- During the games, Moxxie finds himself constantly falling into water, only to be mauled by a six-eyed shark. First in an obstacle course, then in tug-of-war, and in the third instance, he ends up on the bottom of a mud fight, and the shark proceeds to get out of the water and elbow drop him, leading him to cry out "Motherfu-!" and Hard Cut to Wally jumping on the stage.
- Moxxie comforts himself by saying that, while he may not be much of a brute-force combatant, he's got other talents, like singing, that Striker doesn't have. Striker immediately starts singing a song about how much better he is than Moxxie. Moxxie's following bellow of " What the fuck?!?" is the icing on the cake.
- Relatedly, during the song, Striker charms a bunch of imps in the crowd, one of which rushes up to the stage. Striker kicks her away into the arms of a bunch of fellow crazed fans, who fall on her with a noise like piranha.
- Also, while the song is catchy, it's also such a freakishly pompous and obvious "I Am Great!" Song that it's kind of hard not to giggle at it. The fact that it includes the lyric "Moxxie, go fuck yourself" adds to the ridiculousness of it.
- Millie's reaction to the fact Moxxie had a gun on him the whole time.Millie: I love you hun, but for fuck's sake...
- Blitzo responds to Striker's smooth attempts to convince him to join forces with "Oh, that's kinda hot...", which then leads to this exchange when Striker says he'll help Blitzo kill the unkillable.Blitzo: Wow, that was a good fucking pitch.
Striker: Been workshoppin' it. - Striker has Blitzo and Moxxie pinned down, but Blitzo has a trump card. Unfortunately, that trump card is Loona, who reacts to his whistling with an irritated groan.Blitzo: Oh, fuckin' dammit, Loona.
- Ultimately, she does arrive...right in time to hit Moxxie kicking the door open right as he turns the tables against Striker, allowing him to escape.
- The motel that Striker visits has a sign that says THE GUY THAT TRIED 2 KILL U DEF ISNT HERE. The place's name? "Hideaway".
- Stella is revealed to be the one who hired Striker to kill Stolas, as she’s shown screaming that she wants that two-timer dead. This is during family dinner, with Stolas himself right across from her busy reading his book.
- Meanwhile, Octavia’s in the middle, jamming to music on her earbuds.
- Stolas barely reacts at first, and only just processes what his wife said right when he was about to eat his food.
- The book Stolas is reading is titled "Imps in the Sheets". This can be seen a metaphorical slap in the face to his wife, given his recent actions and that fact that he's read it right in front of her.
- Another punchline is that Striker is informing Stella about his failure, thinking that she is alone while unaware that she is eating right in front of his mark. Her response to his failure is filled to the brim with "You don't say?" vibes.
Truth Seekers
- Agents One and Two are discussing what to do about I.M.P, only to see Blitzo and Moxxie literally right outside the window from where they are. Two even lampshades how convenient it is.
- After Moxxie gets hit with a tranquilizer dart, Blitzo rushes in to save him. In order to create some distance between himself and Agent Two, he attacks her with the closest weapon at hand: Moxxie.
- When Millie calls for the portal to open after returning to hell, Loona points out that Blitzo wasn't acting like, well, Blitzo. Millie, however, isn't having any of it.Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-
Millie: OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW! - The interrogation room scene is full of Moxxie and Blitzo messing around with the humans and having a blast while at it.
- Blitzo nonchalantly comments that he's developed somewhat of an immunity to tranquilizers due to taking a "shit load" of them in college. He's also been strapped nipple-first to a car battery at some point.
- Moxxie trolls the agents with an Overcomplicated Menu Order that succeeds in impressing Blitzo with some serious "douche chills."
- Then the agents threaten to resort to torture, and while Moxxie points out the impracticalities of using torture for information, Blitzo points out that they might like it too much, which will give the agents a whole new thing to worry about.Agent One: What do you mean by that?Blitzo: Oh, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy.
- Moxxie's "I'm a Virgo" answer to Two's demand to know what he is.
- Agent Two threatens to shut them up if they get one more quip out of them. Blitzo is merciless.Blitzo: Oooh, getting KINKY![Agents One and Two utterly recoil in horror and disgust]
- Before One and Two can leave the chamber, Blitzo calls out asking if he and Moxxie get a phone call.Agent One: Well, that entirely depends. Who you gonna call? Hmm~?Blitzo: Your fat mom, thankin' her for a FAT TIME.Agent Two: Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!![Agents One buries his face in the crook of his arm, tears in his eyes.]
- After Millie and Loona's scene with the agent massacre, we cut back to the interrogation—Agent One is still ranting about Blitzo's "Your Mom" comments, and Blitzo just has a shit-eating smirk on his face as he slowly sticks the tip of his tongue out.
- Blitzo claiming that it would take "a roided-up hippo" to stop Millie.
- When catching sight of Loona and Millie sneaking through the facility on the way to rescue Blitzo and Moxxie on a security camera, an agent does a Spit Take with his coffee and slams the alarm. And the camera immediately shifts slightly to the side of him, showing the agent sitting beside him who has just been soaked in spit out coffee. Complete with him giving the other agent an appalled "What the hell, man?" look and hand gesture.
- If you pause after Millie says that she is "five years older" than Loona, you see that the base has a sign saying "no magicians permitted".
- After being dosed with Truth Gas, Blitzo admits that he hated the musical Moxxie recommended him, crying while saying that it was about "ugly, horny cats". That sounds familiar...
- This of course implies that Cats is still being performed in Hell.
- When Blitzo and Moxxie start to realize that they're being gassed with a truth serum:Moxxie: Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you.
Blitzo: Okay. Uh, does Millie ever peg you?
Moxxie: Sometimes. (brief look of happiness) Wait. Ew! Fuck! Why that!?
Blitzo: Heh, I knew it.- Later, during Moxxie's hallucination, Hallucinaton Blitzo asks Moxxie why does he have Millie peg him.Moxxie: (singing) It gives me an erectio- (normal voice) Hey!
- Slightly amusing that shortly afterwards, Hallucination Blitzo just can’t resist getting one last jab in about the pegging, to Moxxie's embarrassment.Hallucination Blitzo: (singing) The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty.
(Moxxie groans)
- Slightly amusing that shortly afterwards, Hallucination Blitzo just can’t resist getting one last jab in about the pegging, to Moxxie's embarrassment.
- Later, during Moxxie's hallucination, Hallucinaton Blitzo asks Moxxie why does he have Millie peg him.
- Hallucination Blitzo's insistence upon calling Moxxie a bitch.Hallucination Blitzo: Because you, my precious little bitch boy-
Moxxie: Stop it, Sir!
Hallucination Blitzo: Are tripping ba-a-a-a-alls! - The sheer contrast between Moxxie and Blitzo's Mushroom Sambas. Moxxie gets a stunning Disney like song, while Blitzo gets repeatedly insulted and beaten down by hallucinations of Moxxie, Robo Fizz, Verosika and Striker.
- Blitzo's hallucination of Moxxie suddenly sports a pimped out dress before disappearing.
- When Loona and Millie encounter a barred door with a passcode lock, Millie examines the keypad and notices only a single digit is worn to oblivion.Millie: Try 1.
- Blitzo takes a second to have a selfie with a decapitated head while killing the agents. This selfie later showed up on his instagram.
- In the same scene, we see that Blitzo's phone case has "Thot Patrol" written on it
- During the brawl, Agent One asks in aggravation why his colleagues keep using weapons from Japan's Edo Period over more practical weapons.Agent Two: Hey! The Edo Period was badass and you know it!
Agent One: Damn it, you're right. - Shortly after the Edo Period discussion, the camera pans away from Millie just as an agent is running at her with a set of nunchaku spinning over his head. He runs off-screen... only for the his arm to come back on-screen after getting cut off, with the nunchaku still spinning and lifting the severed arm up toward the ceiling like a helicopter.
- While Moxxie is in the middle of mowing down enemies, Blitzo startles him, causing Moxxie to drop his gun and have it fire off in one guy's... nether regions. Moxxie looks genuinely disturbed by what he just did while Blitzo casually puts the poor guy out his misery.Blitzo: Oh wow, really going for the dick there ain't ya. Here, I got it for ya.
- Blitzo's ultimate weapon: a gigantic rocket launcher labeled "My Dick" that fires an equally large rocket called the "Pussy Destroyer"Blitzo: Oh yeah, gettin' HARD holdin' THIS motherfucker!
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus: The final door in the sequence of barricades activated by the lockdown is an outhouse door with the lock set to "occupied".
- When you pause to read the runic letters on the grimoire, it reads "How to open—stupid fucking portal".
- A small "Blink And You'll Miss It" moment, but when Stolas arrives to save I.M.P, Loona is seen taking a picture on her phone as he scares Agents One and Two.
- This exchange after Stolas' Big Damn Heroes moment.Blitzo: Stolas? Wha-hold on, how did you know that we needed help?
Stolas: I have my ways, darling. Are you all right?
Blitzo: Ugh, I'm fine, Stolas.
Stolas: Mm, good. (Beat) HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET CAUGHT BY HUMANS?!- How can we tell how pissed off Stolas is? His swear isn't censored.
- Blitzo and Stolas’s flirting as they return to Hell.Stolas: Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy~?
Blitzo: Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?
Stolas: Very much so.
Blitzo: Alright, but you’re keeping quiet, or I’m using those bear traps.- And as later shown on their Instagrams, they did wind up using the bear traps.
- And ended up injuring themselves by accident.
- And as later shown on their Instagrams, they did wind up using the
OZZIE'S
- The episode begins with I.M.P returning from a job high on bloodlust. Moxxie emerges from a tree brandishing a chainsaw and grinning like a maniac while Millie enters walking like a crab for no reason whatsoever, holding an axe between her teeth before snapping it in half in excitement.
- After he learns that Moxxie and Millie are going to celebrate their anniversary, Blitzo once again shows complete and total disregard for their privacy by announcing his intent to join them. And deliberately not getting the hint when Moxxie tries to protest.Moxxie: Uh... no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh-huh.
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mm-hmm.
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all [gives them both a hug] See you love bugs later! [walks out whistling happily... and stops at the door for a moment just to whistle a few more notes] - The huge lifts that travels between the Rings of Hell along with the terminals/stations that host them. You were expecting them to be horrifying and gloomy with a darker palette given what kind of place it is servicing. It is instead very bright with white and gold trimmings. If it wasn't for the demons inside, you could easily mistake the place for Heaven and no one will blame you.
- The bouncer tells Blitzo that he can't enter Ozzie's without a date, and in response, Blitzo attempts to seduce the bouncer to make him his date. Keyword being "attempts".Blitzo: Y-...You know, you have...really nice eyes...daddy?
(Immediately cuts to him getting thrown into the garbage)
Blitzo: You fuckin' prude! (flips him off)- It should be worth noting that in the background, a slightly obscured poster is advertising Angel Dust.
- Later when Blitzo is able to get in with Stolas, the bouncer looks at Blitzo aghast as if he's wondering how someone like him managed to procure a demon prince as his date.
- Stolas has officially turned into a single mom, sulking around his mansion in his bathrobe, eating cereal for dinner and watching a hella-novela.
- Right before the phone rings, the actress in the telenovela is wondering why her co-star doesn't love her (complete with Hispanic accent to maximize novela-ness). Stolas pitiably says 'That's a mood, Gabriella!'
- When he slumps down on the couch, he makes a sad owl hoot noise.
- Then there's his caller ID from a regular rotary, which hoo's like an owl (because of course it does) which is a cloud that reads, "Blitzy's calling!"
- Which leads to him choking on his cereal and practically struggling to reach the phone. One viewer noted the way Stolas chokes is the exact expression owls make when coughing up pellets.
- This little gem from Blitzo and Stolas's waitress:Waitress: Can I get you two off-I mean... start you two off with some drinks?
- When Blitzo looks for Moxxie and Millie there are quick snippets of some of the patrons taking full advantage of the club's lust theme, one couple making out passionately and one dude looking to be getting some head under the table.
- During Fizzarolli's opening speech, when he brings up how profitable his robot replicas are, especially as sex dolls, one of the imps watching proudly and far too excitedly proclaims he has four Fizzarolli sex dolls. One is even poking out from under the table. Fizzarolli looks freaked out at the announcement and says into his mic:
- Speaking of Fizz, when he points out Verosika standing by a bar, it causes her to get a look like a deer in headlights before shoving away the bartender (Wally Wackford, by the way) and striking sensual poses.
- Blink it and you miss it, the straws in Fizzarolli and Verosika's drinks actually spell out "bitch".
- Fizzarolli also takes a moment to reference the destruction of Loo Loo Land and how he plans to sue the guy who caused it. Unsurprisingly, both Blitzo and Stolas try to make themselves scarce in response.
- Stolas having a genuine Oh, Crap! moment:Stolas: Did he just say Asmodeus?
- When Fizz announces Moxxie, he notes that the latter has no creative stage name whatsoever.
- Fizz continues to be a Funny Background Event for the entire song, as we will discuss below.
- Just before getting interrupted, Moxxie was just saying "I love you." over and over, implying that he is stalling for time to think of/remember the next proper verse. Being interrupted felt almost like an unintentional escape.
- Fizarolli's face◊ as he struggles to hold up a performing Asmodeus.
- Just before that, when Ozzie starts poledancing, Fizz zips onto the screen and starts throwing bills on the floor, with huge hearts in eyes.
- When encouraging Moxxie to revise his song to better fit the club, Fizz recommends rhyming "song" with "schlong". He even pulls out a dictionary simply titled: "Rhyming Dic".
- Additionally, he's wearing librarian half-moon glasses, complete with a beaded glasses chain.
- When Moxxie still fails to perform a sufficiently raunchy song and Ozzie voices his disapproval, you can see Fizz extending his legs just to be tall enough to look down disapprovingly on Moxxie.
- Blitzo tries to defend Moxxie by telling the crowd that he's watched him and Millie have sex enough that they make missionary look almost exciting.
- Moxxie is obviously disturbed by this and keeps his horrified expression even when Fizz resumes the song.
- Once Verosika starts singing, rather then get shocked or angry, Blitzo just sounds annoyed as if he's thinking "Oh great, another person who hates me".
- Stolas's WTF face at Verosika while she’s singing.
- During her song she lays sensually on a table causing a demon to take a picture of her. His date on the other hand is not amused.
- The context makes it much more serious, but there's still something amusing about Verosika matter-of-factly admitting to "stroking and fellating" Blitzo but then getting nothing in return.
- Wally Wackford's shock at Stolas sleeping with an imp wakes up the demon slumped over at his bar who looks around with a confused expression.
- He also sends said customer's martini flying off the bar with his overly-eager pointing.
- As Asmodeus and Fizzarolli try to sing their final lines of the song together, fireworks start to go off from the stage. And of course the projectile seems to be shaped like dicks.
- Millie getting revenge for Moxxie by knocking Fizzarolli out with Moxxie's guitar just before the end of their song. It comes out of nowhere and is both funny and glorious. It also happened so quickly that many viewers actually thought that she stomped on him until they slowed the video down frame by frame.
- Asmodeus has so far been unflappable and in control of the entire situation, but Millie smacking Fizzzarolli is enough to make him freeze up in shock and scoop the clown off the floor with a comically teary expression. He then spends the rest of his screen time holding Fizz like a chihuahua.
- Asmodeus' singing display basically is just a way of telling Moxxie to read the room; Ozzie's is a high-end bistro in the Lust ring, where honest romance and devotion (and whacking people with guitars, apparently) are just not welcome. By the time all is said and done, the big man's flat-out tired of the imps showing him up.Asmodeus: Aw, ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT.
- Stolas's hitched a ride with Blitzo from the club. He struggles to get out due to his massive height. It is also shows that the van is very dirty, with various junk from the van's front seats alone flying around in the struggle.
- While the Downer Ending is pretty depressing for the most part, if one looks at Blitzo’s phone before he opens up his photos, most of the apps on his phone are thinly-veiled Bland-Name Product versions of real-life apps. This includes an app for a McDonald's stand-in and a mobile game called “Horsie Dress-up”.
Queen Bee
- Ke$ha, ladies and gentlemen. The episode was delayed for over a year, and once finally aired we were treated to the ball of casual fun that is her performance as Bee.Bee: I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now.
- Loona's reaction contributes to the absurdity of the statement above.
- Loona drops the B-word on a hellhound she doesn't like.Loona: Well maybe it's cause I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!
Preppy Hellhound: *Genuinely offended* Oh. My Dog. Wow.
Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true.
Bystander: You can't say that. - During Bee's song "Cotton Candy", several of her moments of enlarging food are hilarious, like when she enlarges the drinks of two hounds and one ends up collapsing from the alcohol overload.
- One hellhound is wearing a V-collar, which has been completely filled with booze to the point that only their nose is sticking out of it.
- Also during Bee's song Loona gets annoyed by the Hellhounds singing the background chorus popping out next to her.
- Another one that happens during the song, while Bee is giving out cotton candy in the background Loona wordlessly mouths "What the fuck?" due to seeing a bunch of Hellhounds swimming in a giant punchbowl.
- Loona awkwardly saying outloud that she finds Bee hot.
- This leads to Bee going on a tangent about how she felt the same way the first time she saw Satan shirtless, describing how weird it felt because she considers him to be like a brother, though ultimately concludes that she "could hit that." Loona can only smile and nod awkwardly the whole time and even Vortex gives a "WTF" look.
- When Loona talk Blitzo into joining her so that she doesn't have to feel alone due to how there are people who know him, he agrees to one drink. One Gilligan Cut later, Blitzo is chugging an entire barrel from a straw.
- Loona catches Blitzo making out with a random imp and calls him out. Blitzo then asks the imp's name, which is Dennis. That's enough to turn Blitzo off.Blitzo: Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis. Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight! I need a Monica or an Alejandro in here stat!
- Even funnier is that Dennis briefly waves when Blitzo responds "This guy!" to Loona asking him what the fuck he's doing.
- After Blitzo starts demanding for another imp to do him after shooing away Dennis, a muscular imp (presumably named Alejandro) attempts to take the opportunity only to get punched in the face by Loona.
- The whole situation with Loona driving Blitzo back at the office at the end is highly reminiscent of a parent having to pick a drunk teenager up from a party. The fact that Blitzo is the one who is actually supposed to be the parent due to being Loona's adoptive father makes it even more hilarious.Loona: ...Do you need to throw up?
Blitzo: (pouts) No...
Loona: (unable to hide her amusement) Ha! Yeah, you do. - The end of the episode. After a hungover Blitzo admitting his fears about Dying Alone and a somber Loona ensuring her dad that she'll stick with him, what's the final part of that scene?Blitzo: [projectile vomits onto the floor] Fuck. Yeah, I did need to throw up!
- Even better is that the scene preceding it makes you think Blitzo already threw up on the way home via a Vomit Discretion Shot. But nope.
Season 2
The Circus
- Stolas's child portraits are rather hilarious, since there's one large portrait of him when he was still in an egg. And the egg is wearing a tiny crown!
- Paimon having to ask his imp servant for Stolas's name, because the number of kids he's had is apparently "so fucking many". Then he calls Stolas "the owl boy".
- Paimon announcing to Stolas what his role in the Goetia will be, and then crushing all of that innocence by showing his son a picture of his betrothed Stella, who is strangling a beast in her photo. Stolas understandably weeps.Paimon: Oh. That's an ugly noise, son. Here, how about you cease this bitch crying?
Stolas: (weeps louder)
Paimon: Hm... that usually works.- On a Slightly Meta Level, Jonathan Freeman doing his Jafar voice saying "cease this bitch crying" to a crying young Stolas is both horrifying and hilarious.
- Paimon suggested he takes his son to the circus so he would stop crying over his "non-negotiable future marriage".
- As they go to the circus, Paimon asks his servant if they could sit somewhere close, but far enough where he doesn't have to smell the poor. This becomes funnier when he's revealed to not even be there in person, but attending via projection through a mirror.
- Paimon hooting with delight and clapping his hands as he enjoys the circus while his child sits there miserably, Like Father, Like Son.
- When Cash announces entry of the clowns into the ring, the audience, who are demons, mind you, reacts with appropriate expressions of horror and exasperation. Perhaps they were trained by the Fools' Guild?Cash: Now! Everyone's favorite thing about circus shit, the mothafucking clowns!
- Young Blitzo keeps trying to make a horse balloon animal, only for it to turn out as a tangled mess that quickly pops. One attempt even results in a regular balloon.
- After several failed attempts at the horse balloon he finally manages one without legs and jokes that the balloon animal lost them to sugar diabetes.
- Paimon's facial expression to Stolas's long and technical knowledge of Pathology leaves him with a stymied; "how the fuck does this kid know all this" look on his face.
- When Paimon tells Cash Buckzo he wants to buy "the little clown boy" for a day, Cash at first thinks he wants Fizzarolli and isn't too sure about it since he has other shows that day. Once Paimon explains he actually wants Blitzo, Cash wastes no time selling his son to the prince.
- Paimon asks Cash to name his price for renting his son out for the day. Cash points to Paimon's butler and asks him what he has in his pocket. The contents of said pocket? A crumpled up five dollar bill and a slim-fit condom. Cash happily accepts this as sufficient payment.
- Stolas greets Blitzo with a courteous bow, prompting Paimon to Dope Slap him and call him an idiot, sternly saying that he should never bow to imps, rather, they should bow to him. Paimon then proceeds to proudly praise himself on doing such a good job "daddying".
- Blitzo tries to rope Stolas into looting his mansion by pretending they're pirates, but Stolas says pirates didn't have windows.Young Blitzo: What, did your book say that?
Young Stolas: Yes, actually. Several.- One of said books is called "The Porthole Myth".
- While Stolas gets on with his morning, Blitzo can be seen outside his window, eyeing the grimoire. As Stolas leaves, Blitzo is then trying desperately to open and claw at the window to no avail.
- How does Stolas find out about his wife's party? In the papers, where it reads, "Not Divorced Anniversary Party! Couples Only".
- Cue Stolas chugging his coffee and then cut to him downing his wine at the said party.
- While it's also rather sad, it's kind of hilarious in a way how Stella badmouths her husband knowing that he can hear her, even throwing a party about how they haven't divorced yet. The angry bird sounds Stolas makes when Stella calls him pathetic is icing on the cake.
- Even more hilarious? When Stella finds out that Stolas slept with Blitzo (A Brick Joke on its own) and demands to know what the hell that was all about, Stolas gets the biggest shit-eating grin as he describes it as "the sound… of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!!" and starts cackling.
- With the wine not doing much to temper his mood, Stolas asks for something stronger and an imp goes to retrieve some absinthe. Instead of taking the shot glass Stolas is now chugging a bottle of absinthe. Then the guards come up to report to him and Stolas does a Spit Take realizing they apprehended Blitzo. As he clears his throat Stolas can be heard coughing out an, "I'm fine".
- Even worse, the moment Stolas recognizes him, the filter around Blitzo seems to get pink and fuzzy.
- Stolas then tells the guards to leave Blitzo to him, with the guard on the left looking disappointed as he drops Blitzo.
- Stolas guides Blitzo to his chambers and tells the imp he knows why he's here. Blitzo nervously asks him what and Stolas practically splays himself on the door saying since Blitzo was trying to sneak into his chambers, he obviously came here to ravish him.Blitzo: Ummmm... ew?
- Blitzo trying to snag the grimoire from Stolas, but only manages to make Stolas increasingly horny with his attempts to subdue the Goetia.
- In an attempt to distract Stolas, Blitzo bites down hard on his neck, but Stolas' immediate response is a very enthusiastic, very horny "Oh...my...FUCK!", and collapses back onto the bed into a mess of sweat and pleasured moans, much to Blitzo's confusion. And then he starts in with the bleeps... with a romantic orchestral score playing in the background.Stolas: I want you to [bleep] me with your [bleep] [bleep] imp [bleep]! Get it all the way [bleep] [bleep]! Get it all the way through me you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]—!
Blitzo: (grabs Stolas's head and snaps it backwards) Ew, stop it!
Stolas: (unperturbed) Yes, if that's what Blitzy wants~. - After deciding to have sex with Stolas, Blitzo clearly only intends for it to be a quickie. He ends up going all night.
- In an attempt to distract Stolas, Blitzo bites down hard on his neck, but Stolas' immediate response is a very enthusiastic, very horny "Oh...my...FUCK!", and collapses back onto the bed into a mess of sweat and pleasured moans, much to Blitzo's confusion. And then he starts in with the bleeps... with a romantic orchestral score playing in the background.
Seeing Stars
- Stolas yelling at Stella on the other end of the phone trying to force all of her belongings onto a single haul truck. The back and forth gets particularly hilarious.
- As Octavia tries to tell Stolas today was an important day for them, he cuts her off by telling Octavia her mother was being a real B-I-T-C-H.Stolas: (listening to the phone) Well how was I supposed to know you could spell?! I've never seen you read!!
- If you listen, you can hear someone screaming with laughter over the phone, supposedly Andrealphus, after Stolas spells out the b-word.
- Stolas ordering the imp servants to break every item they could if they could get it to fit onto the truck. Stella's muffled screaming and squawking on the other end of the phone can be heard.
- As Octavia tries to tell Stolas today was an important day for them, he cuts her off by telling Octavia her mother was being a real B-I-T-C-H.
- Blitzo has "The Talk" marked off and rewritten on the calendar multiple times before he finally decided on the day. "The Talk" in question? Blitzo telling Loona she should probably work on her people skills with customers. She isn't particularly happy to hear this while Moxxie is happily sipping coffee and enjoying the show.
- Loona tosses a large glass case at Blitzo, who yelps in pain but quickly switches it to praising Loona for her arm. She then tackles him and starts hitting him over the head with a portrait.
- It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, but after Moxxie pours a mug of coffee for Millie, he proceeds to hand the coffeepot to an offscreen Loona, which she presumably immediately smashes over Blitzo's head.
- Octavia’s attempt at stealing the Grimoire involves sneaking around I.M.P's office with only her hair wrapped around her face. Loona spots her but doesn't care.Blitzo: (after Octavia leaves with the grimoire) LOONA!!
Loona: (apathetically) Oh yeah, you have a visitor.- When rifling through Blitzo's desk, there's an abundance of Freeze Frame Bonuses, including the dolls of Millie and Moxxie, a Loo Loo Land souvenir, and a My Little Pony with a marijuana mark.
- The code to Blitzo's safe being 1234, likely the default code he never bothered to change.
- Among the unpleasant sights Octavia sees when first arriving in LA is a group of sign-waving religious fundamentalists saying "Demons walk among us", completely unaware that one such demon not even wearing a disguise is literally face-to-face with them. And upon rewatch, one realizes that the man she accidentally killed falling out of the portal is none other than Brennon Ragers.
- Octavia having a panic attack as she rocks back and forth to comfort herself, and then it cuts to Blitzo doing the exact same thing as he's trying to figure out how to break the news to Stolas.
- Blitzo asking how he was supposed to tell Stolas that his daughter ran off with the grimoire.Moxxie: Well, he seems to like you, sir. Maybe he would understand if-
Blitzo: Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie.- It then sharp cuts to him speed-running through the whole story to Stolas through a phone call before quickly and hesitantly hanging up.
- The various Take Thats at Los Angeles. Loona says it smells of "urine and desperation". Blitzo snarks that it doesn't look that much different from Hell as gunfire and screams echo throughout the streets.
- Even the video's YouTube description gets in on it:
WARNING: For Los Angeles.- During the Stars Tour, the bus stops in front of an influencer's house, "who thinks they're hot shit because they're on TV."
- A Funny Background Event while Blitzo is laying out his plan has some "Public Health Warning" posters on the wall."New study finds LA water to be 2% sewer overflow and 98% literal acid. "NO, OBVIOUSLY DON'T DRINK THAT SHIT!!" TOP SCIENTISTS SAY".
- After Stolas and Loona take on their human disguises, Blitzo asks if he and the others could have one. Unfortunately, since he never bothered to memorize the spells without his grimoire, Stolas isn't as powerful as he usually is, leading Blitzo to drag him for not memorizing his spells.Stolas: Oh your memory's so great? What's his phone number? (gestures to Moxxie who looks expectant)
Blitzo: ...Fuck you.
Stolas: Exactly~.- Also, Stolas and Loona conjure their disguises in a Transformation Sequence that looks like it's from a Magical Girl anime.
- Stolas spots a pair of red novelty sunglasses while wandering the streets and gleefully adds them to his human disguise, likely trying to replicate his Extra Eyes.
- Blitzo's human disguise has him coming out of a Halloween shop with comically large fake ears. Everybody promptly mistakes him for an actor named Brennon Ragers.
- The producer trying to coax "Brennon Ragers" into the van with fruit gummies and pspsps-ing at him like he's a cat.
- When "Sweetie! I'm in the House!" is mentioned, an ad pops up for it in the video, which Blitzo eyes suspiciously.
- The fact that absolutely nobody sees anything wrong with Blitzo acting like himself and people still buy he's the real Ragers (up to and including when his fans pull off a fake ear and promptly start fighting over it) implies that Ragers is exactly the kind of person this would work on.
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus reveals that said fruit gummies are from a Welch's knockoff called "Rottun's" and are apparently tomato-flavored. The bag also has a question mark after "Fruit Snacks", either a reference to how tomatoes are technically a fruit yet don't taste like it, or the fact that gummies usually use artificial flavoring.
- Stolas tries to help Blitzo by claiming to be his agent. A security guard simply grabs Stolas and lifts him up.Stolas: (clearly into it) Oh, you are strong!
- Blitzo tells Loona to go and look for Octavia and that they'll catch up later. Loona growls at him and flips him a double bird.Blitzo: Yeah, way to be a team player, sweetie!
- Octavia casually walking through police tape and over a dead body's torso.
- When Loona stops by the Star Owl poster, a hyperactive child in the street behind her is doing a bizarre little wiggle dance. His exhausted mother (holding the kid's leash) doesn't so much as blink.
- While being dragged on the set of the sitcom Blitzo tries to latch on to the doorframe with his claws and teeth. He acts like a feral cat that's refusing to take a bath.
- Stolas was also slung over the bodyguard’s shoulder watching the whole thing of Blitzo trying to latch on.
- Blitzo pointing out he can't go live because he doesn't know the script.Producer: Well that's why God invented the teleprompter!!
- Said teleprompter is then briefly shown displaying "GOD KILL ME PLS" before getting bent and shocking the stagehand leaning on it. Later, when it gets knocked over and starts a fire, it then reads "LET IT BURN".
- During the taping of the sitcom, Blitzo winks at Stolas, who blushes and immediately starts downing one of the many water bottles he's holding. Thirsty much?
- The newspaper one of the bored laugh track audiences is reading (acting as a transition from the sequence where Loona is trying to find Octavia) has a news story where a man randomly has 66 turtles in his pants, the story underneath the picture of the observatory Via is at devolves into the journalist ranting about his dead-end job, and a family being tormented by rabid frogs. And another woman is so bored, she's preparing a noose.
- When Blitzo goes off-script and refuses to hand over the dog, the child actress' eyes briefly turn red when trying to rerail the episode, causing him to tell her off.Blitzo: Oh, you think this is funny, assholes?! She's not fit to be a mother! I saw her doing lines of coke in her dressing room!
- When Blitzo is getting mobbed by the studio employees, Stolas tries to rush in to help, but winds up clumsily tripping over the barrier and faceplants with a cartoonish "slip" sound effect.
- Prior to this, Blitzo whips out a pistol, causing the studio prompt to read "OH SHIT" before he opens fire.
- Unable to actually do much to help Blitzo, Stolas throws one of the water bottles at the producer with an ineffectual, "eh". Since the water is 98% acid, it burns the man, who stumbles into everything before hitting the teleprompter and setting the building ablaze.
- Stolas getting another Crush Filter of Blitzo with his shirt torn open showing his abs. As the two run off Stolas can be heard hooting with glee.
- Blitzo trying to tearfully reunite with Loona who kicks him in the balls. When he tries to hug her again, she hits him in the face with the grimoire.
- Millie and Blitzo's text messages reveal Millie texting Blitzo for advice on what sex toys Moxxie would like.
- Blitzo's texts being barely spelled correctly from, "B1tch were you @" and "Mackin Stols do it now".
- Moxxie getting distracted by all the vendors, much to his wife's growing frustration. By the end of the episode, he's dragging a big bag of stuff.
- One more vendor trying to sell him something leaves Millie knifing the guy in the head and ordering Moxxie through. And when Moxxie walks too slow, she picks him up and carries him through with Moxxie nearly pouting.Millie: March, Mister!
- One more vendor trying to sell him something leaves Millie knifing the guy in the head and ordering Moxxie through. And when Moxxie walks too slow, she picks him up and carries him through with Moxxie nearly pouting.
Exes and Oohs
- The whiteboard at the beginning is full of OC ideas for some horse show. They're clearly created by Blitzo.
- At the beginning of the episode, Moxxie tries to make small talk with Loona by mentioning he lost 2 pounds. True to form, he immediately gets extremely insecure when all the reaction it elicits from her is an eye-roll and annoyed shrug.
- In her anger, Millie knocks over one of the office's filing cabinets. It turns out that said cabinet contains Blitzo's Porn Stash. Though the only photo from said cabinet we see clearly, as it is the one Moxxie picks up, manages to say a lot about Blitzo, as it is of two Imps kissing while wearing horse costumes. Blitzo rather hastily tries to wave off the collection as "research. For science."
- When the office's outer wall is blown up (again), several of Blitzo's photos are blown away and ends up landing in the streets, where they end up in the hands of two children who happened to pass by with their mother. Upon studying the pictures, one of the children start to crying inconsolably, while the other starts puking.
- When Crimson's helicopter shows up, the pilots tear a hole in I.M.P's wall to pick them up, with Blitzo getting justifiably annoyed.Biltzo: Satan's asscrack, enough with the wall shit! WE HAVE A DOOR!
- The pilots tell the three imps not to worry about the safety of the helicopter cause they're "professionals". They then burst through the building and get flying.
- As the helicopter flies over the Greed ring, we see imps in stereotypical mobster suits, complete with fedoras, stashing loot, dumping radioactive waste, and violently murdering a tied-up man. Then we see the name of the area on a sign: Notamafia Town. The slogan of the town is also a shoutout to Telltale's Sam and Max, specifically the mafia casino's theme song.
- Of the three imps shown stashing loot, two are carrying sacks with Mammon's logo on them. The third one carries a sack with "Mamon Logo" written on it in scribbles.
- The storyboarder for this scene put that as a placeholder while they were waiting on a design. To their amusement, it made it into the final animation.
- Moxxie and Millie discovering that they both dated Chaz in the past and neither realized it. Not to mention Blitzo's response to finding out somebody had sex with both of them.
- Evidently, Crimson once called Chaz a "friendless horsefucker". Blitzo later misquotes him by calling the shark a "horseless friendfucker".
- Which, from what we see in the episode, is actually a more accurate description of Chaz than Crimson's.
- Moxxie’s reaction to seeing seductive images of Chaz decorated all over his room for the night.Moxxie: What the— fuckin' WHY!?
- Say what you will about Chaz, he's absolutely hilarious.
- Moxxie's face◊ when Chaz starts his song. It's as much discomfort as it is annoyance.
- Heck, just about any of the facial expressions Moxxie makes during the entire song; He runs the range from ”mildly irritated” to ”pissed off” to ”flabbergasted and exasperated”, rapidly switching between them. You could probably make a reaction image or gif out of basically any of the faces he pulls. And then, of course, the final straw for him is when Chaz removes his pants and throws them in his face. His wide-eyed stare afterwards just screams: ”OK, that’s it!”
- During his song, multiple oil drums full of lube are visible next to the bed. And the pull cord for the "CUM ZONE" light is a butt plug. And before that, there's a "nice cock" meme poster in the bathroom, with Chaz instead of Shadow.
- "I'm the whole 'PACKAGE', if you know what I mean!" (cold silence) "I got a big dick!"
- At the end of the flashback montage of Moxxie and Chaz's former romance together, there is a scene that depicts Chaz drawing a picture of Moxxie as he poses nude on a couch for him. Chaz's poorly-drawn sketch of Moxxie is funny enough on its own, but a Freeze-Frame Bonus reveals that he drew an arrow pointing towards his crotch, labelled "smaller than mine."
- Chaz's disastrous attempt to seduce all three members of I.M.P. He tries to sing a "sexy" song to Moxxie but Moxxie ends up rejecting him. He then tries the same thing on Millie, but he never even makes it past humming the first bar of the song before she interrupts him with a loud, angry snarl and violently attacks him.Chaz: (as Millie holds a knife to his throat) Damn it! ...This usually works!
- Not to be dissuaded, Chaz then attempts to seduce Blitzo, who initially rejects him in the interest of not betraying his friends' trust by sleeping with their ex, only to relent when Chaz promises to tell him everything Moxxie and Millie liked. They proceed to have sex and Blitzo clearly hated the experience (at one point even shouting "CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!" at him).Blitzo: Okay, fucker. Nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. I know you gotta be hiding something...
- The dialogue that happens beforehand:Chaz: Does that mean you're (wiggles eyebrows) "down to clown"?
Blitzo: Ew! What? You think I would violate my friends' trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?
Chaz: I'll show you all the things they loved in the sack~...
Blitzo: Deal. (swiftly grabs Chaz by his labels and drags him into his room)
- The dialogue that happens beforehand:
- Chaz mumbles "I got a big dick" in his sleep.
- His eviction notice has his landlord bluntly calling him an asshole and even threatening to straight up murder him if he doesn't vacate his apartment, specifically saying they don't care about him or his huge cock.
- The note Blitzo finds with Chaz's plan on it is hilarious.CHAZ'S MASTUR PLAN
1. Rent suit
2. Convince Crim im Rich
3. Marry Moxxie to get into family
4. ???
5. Profit $$$- Note that the above is exactly how Chaz wrote and spelled everything. There's also a picture of a dick with hairy balls and a Cool S on the note. And the dick picture is jizzing. And the plan is written on a grease-stained post-it note Blitzo found in what appears to be a garbage bag in the trunk of his car.
- To add even more to it, Chaz is so broke that he could only afford to rent one proper suit. How do we know that? Because Blitzo happens to swipe his suit jacket when he sneaks down to the parking lot to check out his car and Chaz ends up locking him inside his trunk while he is still wearing said jacket. Chaz shows up to the wedding wearing one of those cheap shirts with a suit design printed on it; it was the only backup suit he could get his hands on.
- After knocking Blitzo out and locking him in his car truck, Chaz makes a joke about all the junk in his truck...and then admits that the joke actually sucked.
- Chaz's response when Blitzo rats him out to the mob? A shrug and a sheepish chuckle. Cue Crimson hanging his teeth up on the wall as a trophy.
- Moxxie's face
- The idea that Blitzo hired a babysitter for Loona when she would have been at least seventeen at the time.
- In hopes of making Moxxie feel comfortable, Crimson reveals he's added some things that he believes gay people (not realizing/understanding/caring that Moxxie is Bi) would like. Namely, making all the walls covered with dildos. When Moxxie protests this by pointing out that he can't think of a single person, gay or otherwise, who would like this, not even a second later...Blitzo: HAH! There's dicks in the walls! Oh, that's fucking hilarious!
- After Crimson intimidates Moxxie into complying with his Arranged Marriage by slapping him around and threatening both his and Millie's lives, as soon as Moxxie leaves the room the scene cuts back to Crim sitting in the room all by himself with a grim facial expression while the dildos all around him make their bouncing noises.
- Later during the wedding scene, Crimson fills the mostly vacant chairs with dildos that shoot up from the seats. Two goons are sitting in the chairs, and... react. And, if their expressions are anything to go by, they're not really sure if they enjoy it or not.
- While impossible to see due to being censored in the youtube release, the dildos in this scene have smiley faces and suits.
- Best of all, Crimson does this in response to Chaz complaining that the wedding venue isn't packed with guests. And unlike Moxxie, Chaz finds the dildos to be a perfect addition.
- While impossible to see due to being censored in the youtube release, the dildos in this scene have smiley faces and suits
- When getting to Chaz's car to crash the wedding with Millie, Blitzo turns on the radio, but when the Loo Loo Land theme starts playing, he actually pauses what he's doing so that he can switch the station.
- At the wedding, the minister admits that he doesn't know Moxxie's surname so he calls him things like "Moxxie no last name" and "Moxxie… er, whatever". Funny on its own, but the funniest part is that there's a Freeze-Frame Bonus earlier in the episode that reveals Moxxie's actual surname. Turns out, it's actually "Knolastname"!
- Several during Millie's massacre of Crimson's goons:
- Before she even starts killing, Blitzo, either still dazed from the knock out drug Chaz gave him or because of just crashing the car through a wall, yells out "I OBJECT!" before passing out on the ground.
- Serving as the punchline to the immediate previous moment, when Blitzo calls their impending Wedding Smashers entrance as "doing a Shrek"
- At one point, Millie hits a shark demon so hard he turns into sushi.
- The priest at the wedding just bails while flipping two birds. Wise decision, honestly.
- Millie implicitly shoving one of the dildos into a goon's ass. The goon's expression implies that he's a little more into it than he should be.
- More, she literally shoved it up his ass, and broke it off in him, just to give herself something to stab him in the neck with.
- Millie uses Blitzo as a club to bludgeon a guy with, Blitzo himself looking somewhat uncomfortable.
- The whole time this is going on, Crimson is complete disbelief that a dame could be slaughtering his men so effortlessly, while Moxxie is clearly enjoying the whole thing and Chaz looks beyond terrified.
- If you look a little closer, you can clearly see Chaz is sporting an erection beneath his pants while watching the massacre go down. Horrified or not, he's definitely turned on by Millie's violent tendencies just as much as Moxxie is.
- While it’s justified due to him being unarmed and groggy from being drugged, it can still be a little bit chuckle-worthy that Blitzo’s only ”contributions” to Millie’s wedding massacre is trying and failing to bludgeon a goon, being used as the bludgeon to gut another goon and kicking the door to the driver’s seat of Chaz’s car shut with a dopey grin on his face as Millie performs her final kill.
- Before she even starts killing, Blitzo, either still dazed from the knock out drug Chaz gave him or because of just crashing the car through a wall, yells out "I OBJECT!" before passing out on the ground.
- When Chaz tries to complain about Millie breaking up the wedding, Millie responds by jamming a dildo in his throat and declaring "This ass is mine!" before slapping Moxxie on the ass. As she carries him away, Moxxie is clearly blushing.
- As I.M.P is flying off in Crimson's helicopter, one can see that Millie took the time to alter the Just Married banner to one reading "We're Married, Bitch".
- When I.M.P steals Crimson's helicopter and returns to the office, Loona is still in the same place that she was before. Also, the fact that the helicopter crashes when they jump out.
- Before they walk in through the hole in the wall, Loona silently motions that the office still HAS A DOOR.
- Blitzo boasting about doing it with Chaz at the end just to point out that the three of them had sex with the same guy. Millie has an awkward smile while Moxxie gives a look of disgust. Even as Blitzo hugs the two over it, Moxxie remains annoyed, and Millie maintains her casual smirk as if to say Sure, Let's Go with That.
- The Fridge Brilliance and hilarity that the whole episode (Moxxie telling him off, Millie tearing through his gang) could have been avoided if Crimson has just run a background check on Chaz.
Western Energy
- Stolas meeting with Stella and Andrealphus to settle the divorce. Not even 10 seconds in and the insults already start flying. Even Andrealphus finds it annoying (mainly because it makes the whole thing "harder to bullshit").
- Blitzo taking Loona to St. An's hospital for her hellbies shot. Loona's reactions are just like when you have to take a dog into the vet.
- Stolas' utter nonchalance at being kidnapped by a bloodthirsty imp gunslinger. Clearly there’s been so many attempts on the Goetia’s life that he must be used to it by now.Stolas: Am I in danger right now?
- The mariachis singing Striker's theme song much to his annoyance. The delivery makes the joke because Striker sounds genuinely annoyed.Striker: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm trying to do my fucking job and you come in here singing about me for the MILLIONTH! FUCKING!! TIME!!! Leave me the hell alone, you FREAKS!!!
- And Stolas's reaction afterwards.Stolas: How does one get their own theme song?
- What sets Striker off is one singer getting an extended solo that he's at least waiting for to finish before asking them to leave, his face growing more frustrated as the singer drags it out.
- Later, when M & M are trying to find out where Striker is, we nearly get a repeat performance.Millie: (To the mariachis) NO! NO! No singing! Just a yes or no, please!
- One line of the song mentions Striker likes Pate for lunch.
- And Stolas's reaction afterwards.
- The statue of himself in Striker's lair has an erection so big that Striker uses it as a hat rack.
- Stolas mocking Striker for the extremely overt cowboy aesthetic to his lair.Stolas: So, train tracks? Really? Seems a bit cliché, doesn't it?Striker: It's a classic.Stolas: Is the giant statue of yourself also a classic, or...?(Striker awkwardly glances up at the statue and tosses his hat onto the erection)Striker: (scoffs) Are you seriously judging me right now?Stolas: I'm just impressed you seem to want to suck your own dick this badly!
- Stolas doesn't know who is kidnapping him and describes him as a cowboy, which doesn't narrow it down. Then Stolas mentions that he's "sexy" which lets Moxxie instantly tag the kidnapper as Striker.
- The receptionist who can't read.
- Part of the problem is the way Blitzo pronounces his name ("With an 'O,' and it's silent you fucking—!"), which the receptionist takes time to call attention to by drawing said 'O' out as long as possible. Cue Blitzo's twitchy eye as he has to restrain himself from pulling his gun to shoot the receptionist. Not to mention the fact that the receptionist thinks Blitzo's last name is O.
- Blitzo is about to say the r-word, but refrains from doing so because it isn't acceptable anymore. However, he has no problem calling the mother in the waiting room the c-word, which is arguably even more offensive.
- Blitzo decides to censor the word "shot" by spelling it out to avoid making Loona scared, but when the receptionist starts to annoy him, he ends up censoring more words this way. However, his choice of what to censor is...odd.Blitzo: Heya toots, I'm here for that S.H.O.T. for my Loonie Toonie
Receptionist: The what?
Blitzo: Ugh, the B.U.L.L. SHIT that my daughter has to get every year that you M.O.T.H.E.R. FUCKERS only allow us to schedule every five years!
- Though it's also a sad scene that makes explicit the prejudice Imps go through as the rock bottom of the Fantastic Caste System of Hell, there's something humorous about Blitzo trying to strike a conversation with the mother, only for the child to Innocently Insensitively blurt their surprise about them letting "Fire Toads" in this building out loud right in his face, at which Blitzo makes such an INTENSE frown that he's given shading and extra detail.◊
- Also the Mother chastising their child that it's not polite to call Imps that...to their face, and to wait until they're in the car. And then gets upset at Blitzo using vulgar language around a child.
- A Wrathian cowboy insists on picking a fight with Moxxie... because he's wearing the same style of hat as him.
- As Moxxie is using the gas tank to strangle one of the cowboys that attacked him, he also uses it to fill up the van and then goes on his phone while he waits. He doesn't even untie the guy once he and Millie are finished, instead letting him get decapitated.
- The doctor says there's nothing to worry about before taking an oversized syringe out of the trash bin where used needles go.
- Andrealphus berating Stella's stupidity, pointing out that since Stolas already has an heir she won't get any of his fortune if he dies. When he calls her "stupid cow", it is especially hilarious and cathartic. And that's when he flirts with her!
- And Stella doesn't even seem to care that much at first, and completely fails to get any of Andrealphus' Hint Dropping. Makes you wonder if her whole assassination plan was just something she was doing For the Evulz.Andrealphus: So, if you killed him, you would... hm?
Stella: (giddily) Laugh? HA!
Andrealphus: NO, YOU STUPID COW! YOU'D GET NOTHING! (calms down) You're SO lucky you're attractive...- That last sentence of his works as a Stealth Insult, implying Stella truly has nothing else going for her besides her looks…
- And Stella doesn't even seem to care that much at first, and completely fails to get any of Andrealphus' Hint Dropping. Makes you wonder if her whole assassination plan was just something she was doing For the Evulz.
- Right as Striker is about to kill Stolas, Stella calls him up to renege on the hit. Cue Striker silently processing this development with a look that practically screams, "Wha—Are you serious right now?!"
- M&M’s Big Damn Heroes moment is heralded by the I.M.P van’s novelty horn playing La Cucaracha. Then they bust through Striker’s lair and end up breaking the same old train tracks which he and Bombproof effortlessly slide along earlier while carrying Stolas.
- During the climactic showdown in Striker's lair, a stray bullet hits a stereo and prompts country music to start playing during the battle. Later, a broken blade fragment hits the stereo again, switching the station to bubblegum pop, of all things. Striker's brief "WTF" expression is priceless.
- Even funnier, that's the moment Striker stops utterly dominating Moxxie and Millie in the fight and they start doing some real damage to him. Almost as if it is the reverse Theme Music Power-Up for him.
- Meanwhile, back at the hospital, we see the goat doctor running away from a furious Loona, while Blitzø attempts to stop her by grabbing her tail, all while they ring around the rosie.
- As undeniably awesome as it is for Moxxie to finally get the drop on Striker, how he gets out of Striker's chokehold is also hilarious. As Striker is choking the life out of him, Moxxie groans "Harder...", which causes Striker to recoil away in disgust. And this is after Striker had failed to cause Stolas any significant agony during his torture session due to Blitzo subjecting Stolas to far worse during intercourse.
- In the same vein, Stolas weirding Striker out by responding to the torture session with unfavorably comparing whatever Striker's doing to something Blitzo does in the bedroom is also funny.
- Once Blitzo finally succeeds in giving Loona her shot, he walks out of the hospital...and is promptly run over by both the EMTs and the paparazzi, both on the way out and in.
- Also worth noting is that Loona is wearing a Cone of Shame and holding a lollipop as the duo comes out of the hospital. While the other three are talking, she just silently walks into the van's back and collapses on the backseats.
- A sort of Meta Example: At least three characters (Stella, Blitzo and Striker) use the C word in this episode which is always instantly and completely bleeped out. Unless you're watching with subtitles, which always spells it out with "C U Next Tuesday"
Unhappy Campers
- We open on Blitz sneaking into a rehab building to see his sister Barbie, specifically entering through one of the windows on a high up floor. The funny part is that he has trouble getting in, due to his horns making it difficult to fit his head through.
- The banter between Blitzo and the nurse at his sister's rehab place is hilarious.
- The nurse tases Blitzo in the ass so hard that smoke comes off. Naturally, he brushes it off like it's nothing.
- You only need two guesses as to why Blitzo calls the nurse "pussy face". Helps that her mouth isn't revealed until immediately after his insult.
- As if to cap it off, Blitz tries to tell her off one last time while leaving through the window he entered...only to fall out right as he finishes.
- Also a bit of deeper level funny is that this isn't the first time Blitz fell while trying to get out of a building, nor that he had trouble entering it through a window, namely, when he tried to steal the Grimoire from Stolas, he couldn't get into his room that way, and fell off the balcony when getting out. Seems Blitz has trouble with that particular method of exiting and entering places...
- In this episode, Moxxie and Millie go out to investigate the perpetrators of their client's death while Blitzo goes out to find his sister. So how do the former disguise themselves on Earth to blend in with the humans? Why, by crossdressing of course! Complete with slightly changed names of themselves (Moxxine -> Moxxie, Millerd -> Millie/Mildred) and Moxxine's attempt at a Valley Girl voice.
- From the get-go, Millie immediately notices one of the counselors acting shady: sneaking around in a trench coat with a large bag of cash, syringes, and other drugs (which he drops and spills) and while carrying the same drill he used on the boat which killed I.M.P.'s client. But Moxxie is dead-set on doing things his way so this is all ignored.
- For some reason, while Moxxine is unpopular, Millerd is practically swarmed by every girl at the camp, to the point that there's a song about how she doesn't know why it's happening.
- The misfortunes that befall a certain camper, such as him getting taken out by a powerful spike from Millerd (which leaves behind a crater and puts him in the Yamcha pose), getting told that medical aid is only for winners, and having a beehive land on him during Millerd's stage performance.
- Barbie saying that Jimmy is easy to manipulate. When he takes offense to that, Barbie immediately uses her sex appeal to get him to continue loading the drugs.
- During the brawl in the boathouse, Jimmy throws a bag of drugs at the three demons- who all end up with gigantic pupils and stop fighting each other and seem about to attack him.
- The subtitles for the song "Everybody Look at Me!" contain stuff like (MILLERD IS REAL COOL), (WOW YOU GONNA CRY MOXXINE? CRINGE), (NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU MOXXINE)
- The Fun with Subtitles continues when Moxxie and Millie have some making-up making out in front of the campers. Said subtitles include, in this order: Noises of two lovesick imps about to raw-dog begin, Like it's so graphic, There goes the tube top, and Exhibitionism Activated.
- Speaking of the aforementioned making out, it's worth mentioning that Moxxie and Millie were both still Disguised in Drag while this was happening. While in front of a crowd. While still pretending to be sister and brother.Newscaster: Internet sensation and local celebrity Milldred Realboy caught incesting tonight! Showcasing a sickening display onlookers deemed: "too disturbing to look away." And we won't.
- Funny how two fake siblings in conflict gave us the incest joke in the same episode where there were two actual biological siblings in conflict.
- In the spirit of comically named campgrounds, this one is called Ivannakummore.
- The incubus Blitzo beats up in order to travel to Earth has an Asmodeus crystal in the form of... a butt plug.
- Despite the Tear Jerker their current relationship is, Blitzo and Barbie really are twins when all is said and done:Blitzo: (points to Jimmy) ...Who the fuck's this?
Barbie: (blocks Jimmy's face) No one! He works for me! (points to Moxxie) And who's the little twink here?
Blitzo: (blocks Moxxie's face) Uuuh, no one... he works for me. - The fact that the client was a camp counselor at the lakeside Ivannakummore who drowned because he didn't know how to swim.
- Moxxie's adorably deformed face◊ when he reacts to Blitzo's praise.
- The fact that he keeps his shiny eyes even after Blitzo takes back the compliment — Moxxie looks like a kicked puppy, and continues to do so as the episode ends.
- The fact Blitzo calls Moxxie a "disgrace", just before the camera pans out to reveal Loona, asleep in her seat at the staff meeting while drooling on the conference table.
