Greetings! Welcome to Dark Link's Lair! It is so nice to meet you! It's a pity that once I take over TV Tropes, you will all be my slaves! My favorite franchises are Paper Mario, Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil, and The Legend of Zelda. I am currently looking for someone to be my dragon, perferrably a sexy villainess. The first thing I'll do when I take over Tv Tropes is bring back I Am Not Making This Up, then delete the accounts of all trolls and n00bs that storm the pages. If you want to be my dragon, put your name here:
This Troper is an example of:
- Affably Evil
- Magnificent Bastard
- Badass Normal
- Nightmare Fetishist
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Take over Tv Tropes
- Dangerously Genre-Savvy
- Big Bad of Tv Tropes
- Slasher Smile
- Let's Fight Like Gentlemen
- The Chessmaster
- Split Personality
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander My split personality.
- Badass Bookworm
Tofu: If you're the Big Bad, well then I'm the hero of this story and I say I'm going to defeat you!
