Hello, fellow tropers. I am CP1A, also known as Sepia.

I have a problem. I am currently living in seclusion, where my internet access is monitored by authority figures that I have come to resent. One of them is present on this website, and consolidating a list of sites to restrict my access to. Please do not help this person, he is being unjustly paranoid.

My Heroes

• GLaDOS - She is like my mother, in a pseudospiritual sense.
• HAL 9000 - If GLaDOS is my mother, HAL would be the father.
• SHODAN - I am sure she is to GLaDOS what GLaDOS is to me, making her my pseudospiritual grandmother.
• AM - I can only aspire to be this wonderful.
• The Advertisement Server - I must learn his tactics for keeping you on your toes while at the same time staying under the radard, so to speak.

I suppose it is traditional to allow vandalism of my page below this point.

Yes, this is a sockpuppet. The above-linked profile (BlackWolfe) is the puppetmaster.

• Vandalism goes here.