"The likelihood of success is inversely proportionate to the importance of success and the number of previous success."
— Coximind
Magic Soap: I wish you'd stop stabbing me.
Ooof! Oh, 'Allo! Mah name izh Coximind! I am your father! I keel you now! Hic!
Okay, poorly done perhaps. Who are you? What do you want? Who am I? Oh! I am the mighty Coximind, the most insane person who can still claim sanity! Or AM I!?!
Anyway, I suppose I might tell you a bit about myself, huh? I live in South-West Missouri, USA, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe. I'm not allowed to get more precise than that by my parents. Come to think of it, I don't have permission to be doing this either. And yet I am. So whatever.
Some of the things I'm interested in include (but are not limited to)
Other than that, I can tell you that I run a budding dairy goat farm, have some wicked acne, and a staunch Catholic. VERY staunch.
Image coming soon. Hopefully.
Examples
open/close all folders
Tropes that apply to this troper
- Nerd: I prefer dork. But still.
- The Smart Guy: So I like to think.
- BFS: I like using them as much as anybody else, though I try to keep mine in moderation.
- BFG: They seem fairly common in my Brik Wars battles....
- Our Elves are Better I tend to play them at our Larps.
- Of course, we brought them down a bit; they live about 90 years (as opposed to hundreds) are actually a bit weaker than humans (a bit) and, as a result, are a bit more humble. They also lack superior bowmanship.
- The Powers That Be: My parents seem like this sometimes.
- The Ditz: Sometimes.
- Instant intelligence: just add Idiot Balls!
- Which, now that I think about it, would probably work. If we measure stupidity as a game mechanic, Ralph Wiggum would be near the max. Adding more stupidity would make it loop back around, thus making them smarter.
- Sadly, it didn't quite work as expected...
- The Chess Master: So I like to think.
Close Tropes that apply to this troper
Tropes This User Hates
- New Powers as the Plot Demands: If a situation is dire enough to call for a previously hidden skill, then it's better to introduce a new character than use this trope.
- It can be justified, however, with a sort of twist on a known ability that proves useful (for instance, discovering that if you can manipulate water, you can manipulate water vapor). Still not good, but definitely a lot better.
- Calling Rabbits Smeerps: If you're going to have "real-world" anything, call it the same thing!!! Or I KEEL YOU!!
Close Tropes This User Hates
More coming soon!
