Cable.

Unrelated to this Cable. But is Ho Yay for this guy.

You want a better description? Listen to The Passenger, by Iggy Pop, it's his official theme song. Anything else just read below. Curses! Since you have found me, then I will tell you my secret weakness, Cuteness Proximity.

Tropes that describe him:

• Absent-Minded Professor, More like student, fits him well.
• Annoying Younger Sibling, to the point of having self-diagnosed Bipolar Disorder around his older brother.
• Brilliant, but Lazy, he could be successful in life, if he would do anything after the concept stages.
• Bit Character, If he was a character in any medium, this would describe him.
• Cool Shades, Whenever the lighting permits, he is always wearing brown, translucent, aviator sunglasses.
  • Sunglasses at Night, And sometimes when the lighting does not.
• Cuteness Proximity, Anything furry, friendly, and smaller than a great dane will result in said animal's name being called out.
• Humble Hero, Bit Character, 'nuff said.
• Intelligence Equals Isolation, Oh so much. But I believe that it is the other way around in my case. Since I didn't relate to other people, I paid more attention in class, and spent a lot of time on the internet. Thus I became smarter because I was alone.
• Most Tropers Are Young Nerds, look under 'C'
• The Philosopher, he is much more like this in his head.
• Proud to Be a Geek, Ask and he'll tell you his zombie contingency plan, favourite NES games, and tell you why Apple is evil despite owning an iPod.
• Ridiculous Procrastinator, he never does anything until the night before it is due, and even that is rare. He also never studies, period.
• Skilled, but Naive, with emphasis on Naive.
• The Slacker, Two bullet points up.
• The Stoic, Now that he isn't the quiet one.
• Those Two Guys, He is one when with his twin.
• The Quiet One, Again Two points up.

And notable tropes he averts:

• You Are Not Alone, so very painfully.

Media he loves:

Mix breed of Canadian and American with ancestry in:

• Britan
• French
• German
• Irish
• Polish
• Scottish
• Sweden
• Russia
• Ukranian

White Board

First! WOO! -Cable