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Sharona: Tired?
Randy: Yeah, I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona: Those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Randy: She's not imaginary.
Sharona: Oh? What's her name?
Randy: Crystal.
(Camera focuses on box labeled "Crystal Glassware")
Sharona: What's her last name? "Glassware"?
Randy: No, it's Smith.
Sharona: You have a picture?
Randy: Yeah. (Pulls out photo from wallet)
Sharona: Oh, she's pretty...Randy, this came with the wallet.
Randy: Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.
Sharona: That's sad.
Randy: Sharona, she's one of the top five wallet models in the world, thank you very much.
—Monk, "Mr. Monk and the Employee of the Month" (Turns out, Crystal is Randy's girlfriend.)
