Heya! I'm a pokemon, a Blissey to be exact, if that wasn't already obvious. Yes, I do work at a pokècenter. I'm always getting transferred around to different locations, but for some reason, things are always really quite while I'm there, so I spend a lot of time on the Internets.

One of the most interesting patients I ever had was and anorexic Snorlax. We did all sorts of physical tests on him and couldn't find a problem(besides, ya know, the anorexia). He wouldn't even take one of my eggs! We eventually called in a team consisting of a Hypno and an Alakazam to see if it was a mental thing. Turns out, Something had traumatized him to stop eating. Some further digging revealed the truth: during one of his typical binge eating sessions, this Snoralx had somehow managed to swallow a Ditto. Which then used Transform. While inside him. Yeah.

Fun stuff, innit?

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What? You want something more than that?

I'm helping create the Pokèdex, extended Fanon edition. I'm also fairly active in discussing pokèmon in general on the forums.

I've recently discovered that I am also a Brony.

Still want more? Fancy formatting? more links? Forgetaboutit!

Vandalize our favorite egg-making, special-walling big pile of pink here!!

• Jcruz uses Ultimate Decimation. Blissey's HP went from 1340 to 1206!)
• My Scyther and Bisharp thank you for patching them up. They take their sparring a little too seriously sometimes. ~Wanderlust Warrior