Don't fear the reaper, kids. He's only here to take you a land of peace and quiet for all eternity.
Hello there. I'm Azrael, also known as Az, Azz, or one that shall not be spoken If you've seen my name around before, then you probably use the same wiki that I do. I spend most of my time on this wiki
dedicated to creating, defining, and cataloging superpowers. Sounds cool, right? I've been using the internet for quite a while now (Ever since 2007), and I've only recently (relatively speaking) began using TV Tropes.
I'm also an amateur writer and you can find my recent work here. I posted it yesterday, so it's still uncompleted. If you do read it, take the time to make a comment and give me some feedback/criticisms. Those are greatly appreciated.
Personal Tropes
- Absent-Minded Professor: I have this bad.See Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! and Brilliant, but Lazy.
- Adjusting Your Glasses: Of the Type 3 variety
- Asexuality: More accurately, aromantic. I just don't feel love and I believe that romantic love doesn't exists.
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid, and I used to take medicine for it, but I stopped. Ooh boy, that was a bad decision.
- Blind Without 'Em: Only when far away from what I'm trying to view.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: An all A-student, but I just HATE projects and work that I have to do at home. Just, screw that stuff. That cuts into my valuable social time!!
- Badass Bookworm: Some people (myself not included) think I'm this. But hey, people are entitled to their own opinions.
- Berserk Button: That other middle name, some random idiot saying "Deez Nuts" and thinking that shit was funny (other stupid memes and trends are also applicable), idiocy in general, drug users, and some other things.
- Bi The Way: You wouldn't know unless I told you. Most people just assume that I'm straight.
- Blue-and-Orange Morality: What I define as "good" and "evil" fluctuates constantly. Sometimes, I just don't care at all about morality.
- Chessmaster: And how. People are either amazed or pissed that I got them to do what I wanted all along. But I'm often end up taking the backseat
- Crowning Moment Of Awesome: Playing against one of the most powerful decks (at the time), and winning with only 100 LP via using my brilliant math skills and using my opponent's deck mechanics against him. Hey man, it was awesome at the time for me.
- Covert Pervert: Only my closest of friends know that I am huge pervert. But hey, I'm only a teenager. Cut me some slack..
- Deadpan Snarker: I engage in this a lot, both online and in real life. I'm often asked whether I'm being serious or sarcastic. I think you can figure out what kind of answer I give them. I mainly use this when met with unbridled stupidity.
- Don't You Dare Pity Me!: I absolutely HATE being looked down upon.
- Forgets to Eat:
- Gadfly: I often say some controversial things (pro-Abortion, whoopee!) just to get a rise out of certain people. This is usually done with a straight face. Dear God, their reactions are fucking priceless.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: At times. Mostly at the mention of one of the above berserk buttons.
- Hates Being Touched: Yeah, especially of the hug variety. Just don't...
- Iconic Item: My iconic item used to be my pair of scissors that could be used as a shank (don't ask; read: Obfuscating Insanity below). But that got taken away.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: Oh, big time. But I have a few friends thanks to my being a funny person and my friends being big perverts like myself.
- It Amused Me: Most of the things I do to other people are this. See The Gadfly above for more details.
- Laughing Mad: I delve into this sometimes, often eliciting "Are you okay?" or "What's so funny?". I usually say "Everything, that's what," or "None of you business!".
- Leitmotif: Of all the songs, this one.
- Nerd: I like Yu-Gi-Oh for Christ's sake...No further explanation needed.
- No Social Skills: I wouldn't be on the internet unless I actually had these aforementioned social skills. But then again, I don't really care about having friends or social skills, so win-win I suppose.
- Obfuscating Insanity: The "badass" part of the Badass Bookworm. I have to keep people in line somehow.
- Serial Killer: Several people I know say I could be one. I often agree with them, or disagree for the lulz.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Oh man, if only I had counted the amount of times I've been called out on this.
- Me: *Insert a moment of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness here.*
- Some girl in my class: Speak English!
- Me: That WAS English.
- English teacher: It was?
- Me: *Beat*
- English teacher: Just messing with you, dear.
- The Sociopath: I am called this quite often. Sure, I exhibit some sociopathic tendencies, but that doesn't mean I can't be a nice person!
