Rachel, A Poem:
My real name is Rachel.
I am nineteen years old.
And I am a true Liberal.
a Libertarian.
a Republican.
I am at the University of Washington.
I study political science and economics in the Honors Program.
I hope to go to graduate school at Yale in poli sci.
I am overly-competitive, overly-ambitious, and overly-confident—I set goals high.
I am the Obama for the GOP.
The female Jack Donaghy.
Looking for whom to blow to move up through the ranks,
And running for US Senate in 2028.
