Welcome to my little side of the Internet. In case you are wondering, I go by He/Him pronouns.
Basic Info
This is me as a sexy anime boy.
Name: Archsage
Age: I forget
Gender: The one with the bad bathrooms
Race: I hate racing
Sexuality: Good Question
More Detailed Info
Tropes About Me
- The Ace: For whatever reason, I'm this at Monopoly. I barely even have to try and I win.
- Amazon Chaser: Oh yes. Pretty much all of my crushes can kill me easily. It doesn't even have to be physical strength either, it can be anything from magic to incredible skill.
- Berserk Button: Racism, Homophobia, Sexism, Transphobia, etc, but I doubt this is unique to me
- Big Eater: I'm like a bottomless pit... but I am trying to work on it, sooo wish me luck.
- Black Comedy: Most of my jokes/the things that make me laugh are this. I have no clue why, but they do.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: Me in a nutshell. I have a pretty high IQ (147), but I'm too lazy to do anything with it.
- Buffy Speak: Sometimes words hard.
- Dark Action Girl: Not me, but rather the usual type of girl I'm attracted to
- Deadpan Snarker: What can I say, I've watched too many Golden Girls reruns.
- Dude Magnet: I have an ungodly ability to get guys to fall for me. I've helped three guys realize they're bisexual and I have over a dozen other guys simping over me... not to mention the fact that I'm in a poly relationship with all guys.
- The Gadfly: I like to joke and kid at the expense of others, but only if they're comfortable with me doing so
- Glass Cannon: The characters I play as tend to be this combined with Squishy Wizard
- Insult of Endearment: I tend to (jokingly) call my friends names.
- Leitmotif: If I had one it would be this
. I think the chaotic energy of the song really matches my personality, so I think it fits pretty well... also I just really like the song.
- One True Love: I've finally found my soulmate and I'm ecstatic to say he feels the same.
- Self-Deprecation: If I'm good for anything it's this. I'm trying to work on it, but I haven't really had much luck.
- Shipper on Deck: I have ever so many ships. Too many to count. Gay, Straight, Bisexual, so many ships, so little time
- Signature Mon: Every time I can have one, a Reuniclus is on my team. I just think they look cute, also they have pretty good defensive stats for a Psychic-Type.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Anything my mom makes, she's a Goddess in the Kitchen.
- Viewer Gender Confusion: If you can't tell I am, indeed, a man in real life... the female avatars probably aren't doing me any favors.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Yeah, I like trading insults with friends, in real life and online. Special mentions go to BackSet1 and Nonalienpersonyep since I do it with them the most. But never let it be said I don't love my friends, because I do.
My Likes and Liken'ts
Likes
- My mom
- Drawing
- Writing/Reading stories
- The people on this site
- Cold pizza
- Sprite
- Lizzo
- Benee
- Bewitched
- Golden Girls
- The Facts of Life
- The Addams Family
- Gravity Falls
- Total Drama (sometimes)
- Infinity Train
- The Owl House
- Amphibia
- Phineas and Ferb
- Fairy Tail
- Attack on Titan
- My Hero Academia
- Komi Can't Communicate
- Fire Emblem: Three Houses and Fire Emblem Fates
- Hollow Knight
- Friday Night Funkin'
- Pokémon
- Marvel
- The Sandman
- Wings of Fire
- Heartstopper
- Heathers and Heathers
- Mean Girls
Liken'ts
- Myself
- People who think women can't be sexist
- People who automatically assume everyone they meet is Heterosexual
- People who believe that anyone who deviates from gender norms is strange
- People who joke about racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/etc.
- Television that tries too hard to relate with kids by using things that were popular several years ago
- People who try to force veganism onto others
- Unnecessary drama
- Crowds
- Stupid pranks
- Cold fries
- People who gatekeep fandoms
- PETA (I agree with many of their ideas, but their methods suck and they demonize anyone who doesn't follow their beliefs)
- There are anime/cartoons/books/comics/etc. that I don't like, but I'm not putting them here in case it upsets anyone
Characters I Simp For
Women
- Cynthia
- Fantina
- Karen
- Olivia
- Lusamine
- Cogita
- Irene Belserion
- Erza Scarlet
- Juvia Lockser
- Ikaruga
- Nami
- Isabella
- Annie Leonhart
- Cathleen Bate, aka Star and Stripe
- Urbosa
- Malenia, Blade of Miquella
- Ranni the Witch
- Camilla
- Dorothea
- Rhea/Seiros
- Manuela
- Cornelia
- Mommy Mearest
- White Witch/Cassiopeia
- Highlord Vamprah
- Lila
- Marceline
- Morticia Addams
- Death of the Endless
- Lei Kugo
Other
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